Date: 12th November 2017 at 4:01pm
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Timothy Sherwood – who has not been publicly named as a sex pest –  has urged Jose Mourinho and Mauricio Pochettino to swap Danny Rose with Luke Shaw. Snakewood told Sky Sports:

“The left-back position is where Jose is unsure. They might as well do the swap now. Luke Shaw is loved by Pochettino. Danny Rose is loved by Mourinho. They might as well get it over with. Do the swap now.”

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Yeah, might as well Tim. There’s nothing n the telly.

Whilst I’d be delighted to see the boy Rose jog on, Luke Shaw has spent more time in the wilderness than your average troubled punter in the bible.

Is there a more sophisticated plan?


Speaking of sophisticates, it looks like the Arsenal might be without their star striker for the impending North London Derby. Which is next week but feels like it’s next month.  The Scorpion master said:

“It’s a small muscle [injury]. I put on a trap and took one of two anti-inflammatories and it allowed me to play. I can not tell you more for Tuesday at the moment.”

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?
  • Urbane Sturgeon November 12, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    Rose is going nowhere.

  • The Good The Bad and the Spurtsty 💋 November 12, 2017 at 6:44 pm

    Good afternoon racists, paedophiles, misogynists, sexual deviants and LGBTQ+ophobes, or to address you by your techical term – MEN!

    I’ve had a busy day today in my local ‘hood dehumanising the must vulnerable members of my community for later humane and safe extermination. Oops, I mean gift wrapping and dispatching.

    Any old how, in more important news (More important than cleansing the streets of inconvenient human rubbish? Yes! Vastly so.), my hair is beginning to thin.

    Thinning hair is just one of the many curses (rightly) visited on men, and for most it’s an almost inevitable consequence of growing older.

    The upside of course is that a Brazilian bikini waxes will be required less frequently and that’s cash in the bank! Bring. It. On.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 12, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      You know what they say Hair today no hair tommorow.

      Who the fuck are they. (Bald fuckers)

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 12, 2017 at 8:48 pm

      Levy never had hair. Ever.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 12, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      The reason for Levys fiscal conservatism is psycho baldism (Baldisme-Epsycho) .There is no first line of defence.
      No wonder Poch has been counter attacking a lot lately

  • OrganicPaper November 12, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    I don’t think Shaw would be a good move for us. Too injury prone and some better options around.
    Sessy at Fulham is full of potential and exactly what i think we need but in this case is say I want him while Rose is still with us. I’d be weary of him being pur number 2 LB right off the bat and he can learn a lot still. He ca also play further forward as a winger (maybe even his more natural position like Bale).
    Succession plan is needed. Our full backs have been a critical part of our recent successes and I hope we manage the loss of Rose as best we can

    • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 5:21 pm

      +1

  • UnkleTaff November 12, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    Before he left Southampton Luke Shaw (under Pochettino) was one of the most coveted young players in this country. After making a very promising start to his Utd career he suffered a double leg fracture and hasn’t really had many opportunities to play since (particularly under Mourinho who clearly doesn’t fancy him).

    I would not be averse to seeing him join us in January or over the summer.

    • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 5:20 pm

      He has never scored a top flight goal and has 3 assists to his name, period. Davies has 2 goals and 2 assists already this season. I don’t have anything against Shaw, I just don’t see him improving the LB/WB position at Spurs and Sessegnon who’s goals and assist stats outstrip both would be a far better choice in ever sense to come in as back-up to Davies should Rose leave.

  • Bruxie November 12, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Who IS Arse’s star striker?

    • AntSpurs November 12, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      Charlie Nicholas ?

      • Bruxie November 12, 2017 at 5:00 pm

        Mouth first…brain later.
        Much later.

      • melcyid November 12, 2017 at 5:36 pm

        charlie watch snatcher george

  • Superspoz 🏆 November 12, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Just cracked open a beer called London pride.

    • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 5:02 pm

      Proud of yourself are you?

      • Superspoz 🏆 November 12, 2017 at 5:07 pm

        Yeah man. The wife does it for me usually.

    • Harry Hotspur November 12, 2017 at 5:36 pm

      Very sorry to hear that

      • Superspoz 🏆 November 12, 2017 at 5:42 pm

        That’s the coop for you on a Sunday

        • Harry Hotspur November 12, 2017 at 6:22 pm

          Chicken Coup?

          • Superspoz 🏆 November 12, 2017 at 6:52 pm

            Eggsactly

  • Sid Trotter November 12, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I’m just saying but if Luke Shaw was gay …..

    • Bruxie November 12, 2017 at 4:59 pm

      He probably wouldn’t admit it.

  • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    I’ve nothing against Luke Shaw as a player, I just don’t see him as any improvement on the already improved Davies. I’d rather see Ryan Sessegnon come in to challenge for the left back spot if Rose leaves.

    • Sid Trotter November 12, 2017 at 4:48 pm

      Totally agree

      • AntSpurs November 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm

        Having Shaw (or similar) to accompany Davies would be ideal. Shaw when fit for me has asvantages over Davies in the WB position. Sessegnon is hugely talented but is one to take in but not ready to hit the ground running.

        • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 5:02 pm

          Shaw has made 2 League Cup appearances this season and that’s it so I don’t really agree that he’d hit the ground running compared to Ryan. Also in terms of WB Shaw hasn’t scored a single top flight goal, or any goal in any competition, where as Sessegnon has scored goals at club level and England youth. I think it’s safe to say Rose’s position in the full England set-up is more likely to be threatened by the kid from Fulham than Shaw down the line. I just think all round it would be a better move for the club to bring in Ryan over Shaw.

        • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 5:17 pm

          Adding to the lack of any goals Shaw has only 3 career assists to his name, managing only 1 under Poch. So 0/3 his entire top flight career kind of serves as an example of how some players can be overhyped, especially English. Davies has 2 goals and 2 assists already this season and 1/3 for last season so even fully fit Shaw hasn’t reached Davies levels yet. Sessegnon was 5/3 last season and 1/2 this season and I would LOVE to see what Poch could do with his talent while Davies is already doing a solid job. Good luck to Shaw wherever he plays next…I just hope it isn’t at Spurs.

    • AntSpurs November 12, 2017 at 4:53 pm

      Having Shaw (or similar) to accompany Davies would be ideal. Shaw when fit for me has asvantages over Davies in the WB position. Sessegnon is hugely talented but is one to take in but not ready to hit the ground running.

  • Sid Trotter November 12, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Gillets have rights

    • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:48 pm

      Even blunt ones?

    • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 5:57 pm

      The Washington Post is running an article on 4 underage Gillet’s coming forward to report abuse at the hands of Dimmy. A spokesman for Worzel said “he never wore them without his jacket’s permission, this story is totally fabricated”…

  • OrganicPaper November 12, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    No gillet is Safe!

    • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:45 pm

      I prefer Braun.

      • OrganicPaper November 12, 2017 at 5:14 pm

        Racist!

  • OrganicPaper November 12, 2017 at 4:44 pm

  • OrganicPaper November 12, 2017 at 4:43 pm

  • Caspurs♿️ November 12, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Ah yes, Timothy Sherwood, isn’t he the chap who likes to collect P45’s?

    • Hotspice November 12, 2017 at 4:42 pm

      “No one has a better P45 receipt % in football than me”…

      • Harry Hotspur November 12, 2017 at 5:38 pm

        Hahahaha

  • Frontwheel2 November 12, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Mad face Tim

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 12, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Can we swap Harrys stamp collection for Goretzka or Kovacic???

  • Totspurs November 12, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    I can’t wait for Saturday’s game this International break is a killer…. I hope we go for 3-5-2 dominate midfield and counter attack them while keeping it nice and tight at the back. Team id like to see would be if players are fit

    ———————–Loris————————-
    ——–Dier———Sanchez——-Toby——-
    Tripps—–Eriksen—Winks—Ali——Davis
    ——————Llorente—Kane—————

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 12, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      Dembele will play for 60 mins

      • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:26 pm

        Llorente won’t start either…

        • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:31 pm

          Jan’s back too btw.

          • Totspurs November 12, 2017 at 4:33 pm

            Great News not sure if Toby will be or Hugo this game is absolutely massive we can really make a huge statement by beating the scum….

    • Superspoz 🏆 November 12, 2017 at 4:42 pm

      Wheres the midfield in this formation?

      • Totspurs November 12, 2017 at 7:09 pm

        Same midfield we played against Liverpool

    • Lilywhite November 12, 2017 at 5:13 pm

      Can’t leave Jan the man out.

  • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    That Sherwood news is weeks old, pleased to hear about the goons tho!

    • OrganicPaper November 12, 2017 at 4:27 pm

      It’s hard to define his little outbursts as ‘news’ but so long as sky keep asking him questions that’s what we have to endure

    • Harry Hotspur November 12, 2017 at 4:44 pm

      Duck off.

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      • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 5:08 pm

        Sooooo last season..

  • Superspoz 🏆 November 12, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Sloppy seconds

  • McG⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Sunday 1st

    • AntSpurs November 12, 2017 at 4:20 pm

      It’s Saturday Maccy G

      • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:25 pm

        Er, think you’ll find it’s Sunday?!

        • AntSpurs November 12, 2017 at 4:26 pm

          Hehe don’t try that, you meant the game 😂

          • McG ⚽⚽ November 12, 2017 at 4:43 pm

            No, I really didn’t lol !!