Date: 12th August 2017 at 7:56pm
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Manchester United received two offers for Anthony Martial today. One was the suggestion of a loan deal from Inter Milan. The second was a ‘straightforward’ offer of purchase from Tottenham.

Our bid was supposedly rejected. This is being reported by just the one source in France and aggregated by all and sundry.

Gladys is unaware of this audacious move and but suspects if it is true, then this target has been ‘identified’ by our scouting mastermind Steve Hitchen.

Martial has not had it all his own way at United and is a player that Jose is looking to nudge on, and nudge off the wage bill. Last season the Frenchman made 25 Premier League appearances of which 18 were were from the starting lineup. In the 2016/17  season the 21 year old chipped in 8 goals.

Levy is chancing his arm here which given the corner he’s painted himself into this window, is something we may see a little more of over the next few weeks.

Is Martial a player Spurs could use? Given then balsa-wood state of our bench and the complicated nature of our first XI (see Sissoko and Lamela for further details) it’s difficult to be appear picky and convincing at the same time – although I ma confident some of you will manage it…

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Camus August 13, 2017 at 8:30 am

    Good morning fellow Spurs cockers.
    So, I’m up and ready for action.
    Fake Chinese Spurs away shirt on ✅
    Wallet in my pocket for a couple of ales down the boozer ✅
    What do I do now then…?

  • EDSpurs August 13, 2017 at 3:42 am

    Hoe much are we offering for Pele?

  • EDSpurs August 13, 2017 at 3:40 am

    This is just Levy managing our expectations once again. Or maybe, just maybe, he has realised that we won’t bother spending our hard earned cash watching Spurs at the Red Bowl of Misery if he doesn’t at least pretend to be trying to spend some ENIC money.

  • a Waddle and a fork August 13, 2017 at 2:28 am

    eVeryone is excited about signing the ajax guy but he is not what we need. he is a centre back….so unless we are selling Dier or Toby this is not the guy we need.We need a Sane type. A player with pace who will make our attack dynamic and less predictable. Sane makes the bindippers maybe twice as good as they are. We need pace and we need guile….This dude looks great but fuck me….is he not more spreadsheet profit margins in a tracksuit?

    • Deeps August 13, 2017 at 3:03 am

      He slots in perfectly on the right in a back 3, or RB in a 4. He frees up Dier to play in midfield, so we have 2 holding players.

      We do indeed need a pacey wide forward. I thInk Martial would be perfect; Poch wanted him 2 summers ago, he can play off the left or down the middle. Utd won’t sell for less than they paid so I guess it might be just a ploy to get Lazio to sell Keith Balde. Or perhaps they are banking on Perisic keeping him out of the team? I just wish we’d stretched to Mane last year instead of gambling on N’Koudou.

      like many have pointed out, our first XI is outstanding but we have no depth. City’s bench today included Sane, Sterling, Mendy, Bernardo.

      We need a 6, an 8, a 2 and an 11/9 tongive us something similar. Then I think we’d have 2 good players for each position, and gives us a strong bench to turn games?

      • A waddle and a fork August 13, 2017 at 3:15 am

        Nice one. If he plays right then great. We are 3 or 4 short I think.

        • a Waddle and a fork August 13, 2017 at 3:28 am

          i like Barkley but he is no gazza

          • Deeps August 13, 2017 at 3:36 am

            Barkley is raw (despite being 23 now) but he is strong, quick, and 2-footed. If he can learn to be a bit more sensible on the ball (from Dembele) then he could be a great signing. He can turn games and transitions well I think. We can’t do much better with 30m. I wish we had gone for Tielemans though…18m for him would have been an absolute steal.

            • a Waddle and a fork August 13, 2017 at 3:42 am

              never heard of him but thats the problem with Berkley..any sofa fan would sign him – knows about him…and i think he is a bit limited as a player from what ive seen he drifts in and out. Potch rates him tho thats for sure.

  • RumpleSPURTSkin 💋 August 13, 2017 at 1:56 am

    Horndog
    Buy the fucker!

    Hey Horny, who are those garden gnomes you’re standing with? Don’t worry, I know!

    • Horndog August 13, 2017 at 2:54 am

      Wankers delux

  • RumpleSPURTSkin 💋 August 13, 2017 at 1:49 am

    That gif of ginger knob is making me feel quite ill. Not because he’s a ginger, I’ve got a lot of friends what are gingers, but because he looks like pwopa twat.

  • Horndog August 13, 2017 at 12:25 am

    Yay! We may have signed some fuckin’ galoot!

    • Caspurs♿️ August 13, 2017 at 12:44 am

      I’m hoping the Sunday Express have got it right, speshly the last sentence.

      • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 12:49 am

        Are we ‘avin it or what boys ?

        • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 12:50 am

          We in, out, or shakin it all about 😜

          • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 1:05 am

            We do the oki koki and we turn around, that’s what it’s all about ….oh oh oki koki koki ….a knees bent, arm stretched ra ra ra…..you put you’re left leg in

            • Aussie in Switzerland August 13, 2017 at 9:06 am

              That is the Australian Haka response

  • Caspurs♿️ August 13, 2017 at 12:21 am
    • mikespurs August 13, 2017 at 1:40 am

      Thanks for the link. Good article. Leaves me with the feeling that levys way (it f…ing infurates me) can have a plus side. Moric at manu would have killed me & smith buys a 50000 box to get a deal done really funny. Shows that levy is all about his pie charts, wish he cared more about footy.

      • mikespurs August 13, 2017 at 1:43 am

        With that said, knowing every owner in the league rather put a drill to their head then deal with levy. Hopefully helps us

  • Deeps August 13, 2017 at 12:16 am

    Read this in the Guardian, found it quite amusing…

    “…Jon Smith’s book, The Deal, telling the story of his life as a football agent, sums it up rather neatly. “I can remember Daniel phoning at 6am on one deadline day, bursting with enthusiasm and asking: ‘Right, what are we going to do today then?’” Smith did the deal that took Harry Redknapp from Portsmouth to Spurs in 2008 but he and Levy were £50,000 apart when it came to the commission. Levy eventually agreed to pay the extra as long as Smith, an Arsenal fan, bought an executive box at White Hart Lane. It cost him £48,000.”

    • gloster1861 August 13, 2017 at 12:37 am

      Smith probably rented it out.

  • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 12:07 am

    Hehe. Koeman must have had a load of us in his mind. He described much of his teams performance as ‘Pochetive’ 😂

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 13, 2017 at 12:13 am

      For Newcastle tommorow it will be an Apochalypse

      • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 12:23 am

        I’m half hoping Sissoko’s in. Will make it interesting. Could be the making of ‘im. 2 from our Pochette rockette N’koudou to finish it. COOOOOOYSS🔥🔥🔥

        • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 12:26 am

          Quite partial to a good love story 😘

          • AntSpurs August 13, 2017 at 12:47 am

            😘 😘 that’s a Poch a lips.

  • Nick August 12, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    Why wasnt a sell on clause put on the sale of Paulinho when we sold him at a loss?

    • gloster1861 August 13, 2017 at 12:02 am

      Did anyone expect him to do anything other than disappear?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 13, 2017 at 12:14 am

        I knew he was good
        It was another case of Poch putting s round peg into a oval hole

  • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    What about papa shake bop a diop a lop bam boo
    I’m sure someone somewhere said something.

  • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    After the embarrassment of our last trip up there, let’s smash a few in , even sissy to score.
    Fuck you David Gest and shove yer barcodes

  • Camus August 12, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    So we’ve signed Sanchez. That’s what I’m hearing from Mirror-recycled Twitter talk. We upped our bid from £20mill to £35mill, he refused to play tonight to force the move and voilá, fait accompli, yes…?

    • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 11:41 pm

      Ah, but what’s the goat saying at Oracle HQ?

      • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 11:46 pm

        She’s Just told Harry what to do about all the poor people I reckon.

        • gloster1861 August 13, 2017 at 12:05 am

          Harry’s dad must be a proud man.

          I wonder what Major Hewitt is up to these days?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 13, 2017 at 12:26 am

      Look at her choking on an attempted smile. 🐲

    • Aussie in Switzerland August 13, 2017 at 9:07 am

      That’s about 40 mill short

  • Horndog August 12, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    Buy the fucker!

    • gavlav August 12, 2017 at 11:23 pm

      Messi?

  • Nick August 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    This window has got Shane long written all over it! I must sack that window cleaner

  • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    The Daily Mirror report that Davinson Sanchez has gone on strike to force his move to us. Shaky source (obvs) but it’s okay this way around, right guys…?

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:57 pm

      I much prefer the mirror to the Sun!

      • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

        Spoken like a true narcissist.

        • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 11:09 pm

          I don’t read either, but do think the mirror is less anti spurs!

          • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 11:15 pm

            You are quite an odd chap really.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 11:03 pm

      Give him the Berahino ice cream routine
      They go on strike on the way in and on thw way out and sometimes when they play for us

  • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

    I fancy us to hand the Toon their arses tomorrow AND beat the Chavs next weekend (notably as they have absentees).

    How’s that for confidence…?!

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      6 points over the chavs nice n early would be a dream come true.

      • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:58 pm

        We can do it!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

          You wanker you were jumping last week

          • Camus August 12, 2017 at 11:17 pm

            Bowlocks. You need to write a book on satire, sarcasm and general non-serious tomfoolery.

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 13, 2017 at 12:09 am

              You are not serious???????????????

      • Aussie in Switzerland August 13, 2017 at 9:08 am

        Well they do have 2 suspended next week…..high scoring game at Wembley? Always a first time

    • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 11:19 pm

      Good article says it all

  • The Tottinghams August 12, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Great time to be playing Chelski next week:

    Cahill, Febregas, Pedro & Hazard all out. Also Morata not up to speed and Costs throwing a strop. 4-0 COYS

    • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 10:28 pm

      The pessimism turns to optimism turns to pessimism. We’re all trapped.

    • AntSpurs August 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

      I’m down with that Totty’s all the way. I feel a rampage on the cards. No. holds barred fuck fest. COYS

  • melcyid August 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    yehaaw sausages eggs and chips in the morning

    • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 10:12 pm

      American sausages, or real sausages?

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:16 pm

        You can be such a brat, the worst.

        • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 10:26 pm

          I think it’s so easy to criticise. In fact I’m chorizo easy to criticise.

          • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:30 pm

            Let’s knipp this one in the bud, chaps.

            • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:42 pm

              To be frank cam, I’m gonna take this one furter.

              • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

                No one would think any the wurst of you for it.

      • RumpleSPURTSkin 💋 August 12, 2017 at 10:40 pm

        Real Sausages – a tribute football team.

        • Camus August 12, 2017 at 10:43 pm

          Real Social Dad – the working man’s club version.

      • melcyid August 12, 2017 at 10:50 pm

        real oirish bangers

        • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 10:51 pm

          So they’re not sausages at all then?

        • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 10:52 pm

          Luvly.

      • melcyid August 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        Poch sausages of course

        • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 11:21 pm

          Eggs Sonny side up?

          • melcyid August 13, 2017 at 12:08 am

            yep wiv some luvverly dele chips

            • Freund or Foe August 13, 2017 at 12:11 am

              With loadsa Vinnygar.

              • melcyid August 13, 2017 at 12:53 am

                stoppit

  • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Grateful for the re-post though. Drool…

  • Harry Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    When Levy rang Woodward

    DL: Hello this is Daniel Levy
    EW: Velly solly, long number this is Salford Chinese Raundry
    DL: I have some in-date luncheon vouchers in front of me!
    *dial tone*

    • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      Bet he reversed the charges en all H.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 9:42 pm

    I just had a fucking heart attack

    • Harry Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 9:57 pm

      Can we please think of Ron’s ticker in future.

      And my advertisers.

      • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm

        Doh!

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm

        Yeah Cas.

        • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

          Ok maybe the other one was a tad steamy…

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Im in the debts of dis pear in the Ronglish. Not quite the a bis but langwishing neverthelessismore
    It feeks like well….er..Tottenham

  • Guy Pie August 12, 2017 at 9:38 pm

    Has everyone forgotten that porch identified martial as a priority target before he moved to united?
    So surely that would mean it’s not a last ditch panic buy, surely 😉

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:57 pm

      I make that 3.14159

    • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      Yes I remember that. We bid £18mio or something until Manc blew us out of the water.

      • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 10:18 pm

        No, we were quoted £18m but Levy wasn’t prepared to pay it.

    • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 10:01 pm

      In Porch we trust…

      • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 10:04 pm

        This one doesn’t wiggle.

        • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:06 pm

          Yeah, where’s the pic of the back door?

          • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 10:11 pm

            • Lilywhite without the II August 12, 2017 at 10:12 pm

              that explains whey he is so calm…

      • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 10:05 pm

        In Paunch we trust.

        • gavlav August 12, 2017 at 10:06 pm

          Karaoke night in the Antwerp

        • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:14 pm

          In poncho we twist.

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 10:05 pm

        Spoken like a true goon. I hate copying that phrase with a passion!! No affence Cas…

        • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 10:17 pm

          I’d agree if I had used his pwopa name.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 10:31 pm

          This looks like me when I tried to escape Alcatraz

          • Camus August 12, 2017 at 11:00 pm

            Papillon? Finally, we meet?

        • gloster1861 August 13, 2017 at 12:34 am

          The fecker who videos this needed a slap. Help the turtle over the fence moron.

  • JuandeInternational August 12, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    I’m assuming Maureen won’t sanction a loan move. I’d take him for a season and see how it goes. He’s got pace and a decent shot, but not sure he’s a Poch type of player.

    • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:34 pm

      Levy doesn’t do incoming loans. Go figure.

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:36 pm

        How are we paying for the stadium then?

        • Harry Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 9:44 pm

          We’ve taken out a payday loan in the name of ‘McG Holdings Inc.’

      • JuandeInternational August 12, 2017 at 9:41 pm

        We get the odd one or two. Adebayor from City originally, Lopez,
        Eidur Gudjohnsen from Monaco.

        • Matt August 12, 2017 at 9:48 pm

          I’d forgotten Eidur. Great loan. Great pro, class act.

          • Harry Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 9:57 pm

            He was a superb addition. Completely reliable. Good sort.

            • melcyid August 12, 2017 at 10:53 pm

              as was his dad who let tony parks save a penalty in the uefa cup final

              • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 10:59 pm

                A true gentleman indeed.

        • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:54 pm

          Adebayor…no wonder I forgot. I stand corrected.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 9:43 pm

        Levy goes next door reguarly to borrow a dozen eggs

  • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    On a seperate note, I hope we throw caution to the wind & go three at the back tomo with Sissy playing as wing back. I think our midfield will totally boss em, can see a tonking on the cards.

    • Matt August 12, 2017 at 9:32 pm

      +1 👍

      • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:35 pm

        Plus two.
        Amazing how many teams played 3-4-2-1 today. Wannabes.

        • gavlav August 12, 2017 at 9:36 pm

          Two at the back and 8 goalhangers just like being back at school.

          • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:39 pm

            Rush keeper?

            • Matt August 12, 2017 at 9:40 pm

              Hopefully. Remember Ossie and the “fantastic 5”? No defence. Whatever happened to Dumitrescu? I liked him.

              • gavlav August 12, 2017 at 9:43 pm

                Big Gica Popescu at the back. Shame he got nicked.

              • JuandeInternational August 12, 2017 at 9:43 pm

                He kept running to the left and eventually fell off the edge of the world.

          • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:41 pm

            Ahhhh the good ‘ol days…

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 9:45 pm

            Gav my luck was so bad I used to hit one of the coats and it use to bounce back out

            • gavlav August 12, 2017 at 9:47 pm

              Haha Canadian winters at their finest

              • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 10:29 pm

                Its upon us

  • Deeps August 12, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    The…erm…Sun…suggest a fee of 35m has been agreed for Sanchez. I think they may be bullshitting. But hey ho.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 9:41 pm

      Deeps hang on to anything you can mate even the abyss

  • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    If Levy knows he can’t spend mega bucks, maybe leaving it late when most have done their business isn’t the worst thing. 19 days left is a lot better than last one or two like Sissy last season. I’m reading that Davinson is pretty much done, really hope that’s true, starting our window with a bang if so!!

    • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:19 pm

      Martial (forward), Davinson (RB??/CB), Shaw (LB) and Papa Diop/Barkley (midfielder).
      I think that’s us sorted right there.

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:23 pm

        I’ll be putting money on us for the title if we sign Davinson Barkley & Martial. Martial unlikely unless Rose & shaw come into play I recon. Know nothing of this Papa/Nicole dude. Citeh didn’t look that great today, if the intention is to play Aguaro & Jesus in same side most of the season, I can see us doing them in midfield big time.

        • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:30 pm

          Aye, with you on that. Davinson reminds me of a young Ledley sans the haircut and gawd awful dancing. I’m hoping Martial is really on the cards…

  • melcyid August 12, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    levy always puts in a bid at this time of the window for someone who we wil never buy.,tries make out he is trying upgrade.Martial will never come to us .Levy face saving bluff move that costs him nothing.

    • Lilywhite without the II August 12, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      yeh, and the other one is, “personal terms agreed”, bang goes that player then….

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:17 pm

      Levy hasn’t just decided ‘oh today I’ll bid for Martial’ just to look good. If he’s bid, Poch wants him. Levy bids for two bob players…

      • Harry Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 9:25 pm

        ‘Poch wants him’

        Like he wanted Sissoko?

        • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:32 pm

          Yeah, no point in having another Poch vs Levy debate over this. We’re not down to final days of the window, & he’s a big bucks signing, so I’d say this is Poch being backed. Futile bid in all honesty, but I don’t think Levy just decided to bid for him willy nilly.

          • Harry Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 9:47 pm

            History dictates otherwise, mate.

            Poch’s targets were Lemar, Klaassen, Barkley and Siggardson etc.

            This clown has fallen out the sky the day before our first league game.

            Let that smell fill up your hooter.

            ‘Desperation’.

            • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:54 pm

              Fair do’s, but they lookin for 50 odd mil for Lemar. Klaasen, we could have obtained but didn’t for whatever reason. Siggy, another 50 mil no go. Davinson, Barkley, someone similar to Marshall mask & that constitutes a very decent window, would piss all over our last window as it goes. We’ve left it late, but have also left it a lot later. Fingers crossed it comes good.

  • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Rose for Shaw and Martial on deadline day…

    • mikespurs August 12, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      ? Your mad

      • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 8:59 pm

        I play in the fantasy league, hence fantasy transfers.

    • Ufluckinplic August 12, 2017 at 8:56 pm

      I’d take that on paper, but depending upon the fitness of Shaw would be the key. Martial would be worth a punt but I don’t hear good things about his attitude.

      • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 9:02 pm

        Agreed. As for Martial, reck you’d develop an attitude too if you were under Moaninhno

    • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm

      Rose will go, whether now or next summer. Think I’d rather have two decent players like that than have 60mil in the bank to try and spend.

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:06 pm

        Mee two

  • gavlav August 12, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    I still say we should make a cheeky bid for Messi. If you don’t buy a ticket, then you’re not coming to the disco etc.

    • Still Nil Nil August 12, 2017 at 8:44 pm

      You and your fiction!!!

  • Hoddisgod August 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    OK flat earthers, round earthers et al:
    Mo Po and his coaching skills are to the fore here?
    1. under redschnapps were brainnfart bonzo or northern laad danny ever mentioned as targets for the mancs? NO
    2. hearing gilet timmy on talkshite he single handedly brought on HK …. dreamer…

    3. Have mo po’s Southampton charges have withered without him? yes! luke shaw?

    I say give the man a go with llamela jansen and yes, even sissoko the benefit of mo po’s coaching?

    he has turned 2 2nd rate full backs into cash cows!

  • Still Nil Nil August 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Mo farah is shit.

    Fuckin silver medal.

    Typical gooner scum.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 August 12, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      🤣
      Yo, Nilster!

      • Still Nil Nil August 12, 2017 at 8:41 pm

        Hello my Geordie friend!!!

        How do?

        • 61SpursNut🌰 August 12, 2017 at 8:59 pm

          Way aye’m good man. You cool?

          • Still Nil Nil August 12, 2017 at 9:03 pm

            I’m well groovy innit?!

            Spursty has informed me of your amazing generosity.

            You’re a very good man Nutsford.

            You are indeed the DB 🐕

    • Hoddisgod August 12, 2017 at 8:42 pm

      too much quorn… eat meat ffs?

      • Still Nil Nil August 12, 2017 at 8:43 pm

        Yeah prick

        Farah not you!

    • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 9:06 pm

      All that quorn he eats, fucked him up.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 12, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    Fukial or Martial

  • John flynn August 12, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    As panic buys come ..it’s a pretty f*#kin good one

  • Lahdedah August 12, 2017 at 8:13 pm

    That’s what we need…..a Martian in the team.

  • The Druid August 12, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    Looks like Sissoko is staying and I suspect that he (and Janssen) may well “come good” this year. As Lamela recovers he will add depth and strength to the squad. Martial was touted highly when he first went to MU. Reminder – Mourinho is good at assembling teams and virtually useless at developing players. Martial & Spurs might well gain by his move to Tottenham.

    • mikespurs August 12, 2017 at 8:41 pm

      Agree exept for shitscko.

      • BabaSpurs🎱 August 12, 2017 at 8:47 pm

        Ditto.

    • JuandeInternational August 12, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      Still time for him to be shifted. Deadline day does odd things and he will want game time to keep his place in the French squad.

  • Matty k August 12, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    I’d take Martial. At 22 if he undergoes a little if the same treatment that Sonny benefitted from, he could be top drawer.

  • coys1882 August 12, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    There is no doubt Martial is a talented young player with considerable potential. Mourinho does not have the patience with younger players anymore, whereas Poch I think would be fantastic with this boy. Can’t see Utd selling him to us though, unless it was part of a package to buy Danny Rose.

  • Limerick AL August 12, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    What is It with These Transfers ? On a lighter note, “Theres a Hippopotomus in My Pool, How Did it get there?, I’m Fucked if I know”.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. August 12, 2017 at 8:08 pm

      Dangerous creatures, stay clear of the pool edge.

    • Dusty August 12, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      • Jim,Newry Spur. August 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

        Lol.

  • Camus August 12, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    Anyway, film night with accompanying bottle of chilled wine, some honey tequila and snacks. So see ya later, dudes…!

    • Jim,Newry Spur. August 12, 2017 at 8:07 pm

      Hypnotic, but not in a good way.

      • Camus August 12, 2017 at 8:09 pm

        • Hotspur August 12, 2017 at 8:19 pm

          Call on me

    • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 8:08 pm

      How much of your mumphly gif allowance have you used up now?

      • Camus August 12, 2017 at 8:11 pm

        • Yeoyid August 12, 2017 at 8:28 pm

          Gave me a twinge that did.
          Thanks

          • Freund or Foe August 12, 2017 at 8:57 pm

            A twerk is always good for a twinge.

            • McG ⚽⚽ August 12, 2017 at 9:09 pm

              If you look carefully, that arse is smoking!!!

  • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    “25 Premier League appearances of which 18 were were from the starting lineup.”
    Yet again anuvver super peece by the H’meister..😘

    • Jim,Newry Spur. August 12, 2017 at 8:06 pm

      Sounds like a translation from Russian by an American who has never seen a football match.

  • Sexy Beast August 12, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    No way Jose sells him to us.

    • Camus August 12, 2017 at 8:02 pm

      And if he gets Rose…?

      • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 8:05 pm

        Nope, no, not avvinit, never, nonsense, no go, nuffsed…

  • Camus August 12, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    I’d take him. I’m assuming Sissoko is packing his bags and who knows what’s going on with Lamela so it gets a YES vote from me.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. August 12, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      Levy in panic is not a good look, I feel a Sissoko moment approaching.

    • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 8:03 pm

      Lamella will be back!!

      • Caspurs♿️ August 12, 2017 at 8:04 pm

        ? *Lamela.