Date: 13th March 2018 at 10:24am
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No apologies for relentlessly playing what has clearly become a stuck record. Marcus Edwards is another time-waster.

The Norwich City gaffer has taken to social media to provide an update on the Tottenham Hotspur Academy ace.

The word ‘improving’ was certainly used, but there is suck a thing as damning with faint praise.

After 5 (five) seasons at Spurs the now 19 year old has gone the way of every other Spurs prospect that nobody at the club knew quite what to do with. He was loaned out in the vague hope that another side might provide the much overdue catalyst to unlock the boy’s potential.

As we know, Edwards ‘claim to fame’ was a 15 minute cameo against Liverpool Gillingham in the League cup during the 2016/17 season. Since then his biggest achievement has been a discussion thread on Spurs Community spanning in excess of 100 pages.

Pochettino said “Sometimes I wonder whether it was wise to liken him to Messi,” the coach said in ​Brave New World, a book written by journalist Guillem Balague. “He’s only 17. At that age, Messi was making his debut for a Barcelona side featuring Ronaldinho.”

Two years on and the lad can’t get buy a single minute of game-time with Championship side Norwich.

Thank goodness Levy hasn’t made any stupid claims about our youth players being worth between £20million and £40million…

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Harry Hotspur March 15, 2018 at 9:08 am
  • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 8:59 am

    gloster1861
    Clearly he’s your kind of man.
    He has been called out as a publicity hungry bigot by his own peer group of philosophers.

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/mar/12/not-all-he-says-is-defensible-but-jordan-peterson-deserves-to-be-taken-seriously

    Who, this guy? He talks a lot of sense, much of which I suspect you’d (grudgingly?) agree with.

    • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 9:09 am

      His crime was defending the language against authoritarians in Canada, 20 years of training people in assertiveness in their careers, mentiining that protestors are narcissistic, students who profest can’t even clean their room yet virtue signal to everyone else, and smashing every reporter such as that cunt on the BBC who made herself look like a biased fool….. Very entertaining

      • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 9:09 am

        Peterson I mean

  • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 8:54 am

    Aussie in Switzerland

    gloster1861
    No thanks. Prefer not to listen to pseudo intellectual white supremacist who hero worships Nietzsche.

    Perhaps the dumbest thing you have said on here

    What have you got against Nietzsche?

    • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 9:02 am

      Thus spoke Zarathustra

      • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 9:04 am

        Thus spake Zaraglostra.

        • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 9:10 am

          He plays for Valencia?

  • OrganicPaper March 15, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Conte on the BBC “If you watch the game, you can see the final result is unfair.”
    They unfairly scored 4 goals to your 1?
    We outplayed Juve and lost by the odd goal but you didn’t hear Poch crying into his pasta.
    I can’t wait to beat them, hopefully in the FA cup too

  • gloster1861 March 15, 2018 at 7:58 am

    What a lot of shit is written about called main stream news outlets.

    I hadn’t realised they were all owned by left wing communes. I thought they were owned by millionaire capitalists who are pulling all the strings of the politicians. They don’t like Trump because he isn’t reliably under their control. He doesn’t stay on script like that puppet Obama.

    • Gus March 15, 2018 at 8:06 am

      👍👍👍

    • MysteriousStranger March 16, 2018 at 10:34 am

      Correct. Utter shite being spouted on here by people who need to take their paranoid, prejudiced heads out of their arses. MSM leftist in the U.K.? The vast majority of outlets are clearly right wing cunts peddling right wing bullshit. To say otherwise is patently false.

      • Harry Hotspur March 16, 2018 at 11:17 am

        Correct.

  • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 7:56 am

    gloster1861
    No thanks. Prefer not to listen to pseudo intellectual white supremacist who hero worships Nietzsche.

    Perhaps the dumbest thing you have said on here

    • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 7:57 am

      Jordan Peterson is certainly not a bigot of any kind, and calling someone a white supremacist is not an argument

      • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 7:59 am

        “racist” – definition: the term used when SJW’s have no argument

      • gloster1861 March 15, 2018 at 8:01 am

        Clearly he’s your kind of man.
        He has been called out as a publicity hungry bigot by his own peer group of philosophers.

        • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 8:08 am

          Called out by crazy left wing professors who want to control speech via Canadian law

          • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 8:10 am

            And he is a shrink, not Harry Potter

        • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 8:13 am

          Name calling is their only argument

  • gloster1861 March 15, 2018 at 7:53 am

    Lilywhite without the ll
    We can fly to Mars but ENIC can’t create an algorithm where you can fairly get a seat next to a member of your family or friend 👀

    Error.

    ENIC could do it, but clearly can’t be arsed. After all, they’re doing you a BIG favour letting you pay to come and worship at the shrine, so you’re lucky to sit anywhere.

    • OrganicPaper March 15, 2018 at 8:22 am

      Exactly the same thing happened with the goons and spammers. The cynic in me would say it is a ploy designed to break up the support who are used to lower ST prices to make way for the new chumps who will play top dollar.

  • Melcyid March 15, 2018 at 4:52 am

    Mcain is an evilan that caused the death of around 130 odd sailors on an aircraft carrier that were burned to death when attempted to do a,showy landing and crashed on board.he got off because his dad was a high ranking admiral.he also was a facilitator along with william hague in forming isis when there were a bunch of rag tag rebels

    • Melcyid March 15, 2018 at 4:53 am

      Dont bother to look this up in msm

      • OrganicPaper March 15, 2018 at 7:13 am

        Where should I try and verify this information?

          • OrganicPaper March 15, 2018 at 7:31 am

            Thanks. I guess the official US air force report is a pretty reliable source for that article.

          • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 7:42 am

            “Several websites have dredged up erroneous details of a deadly naval accident to smear U.S. Sen. John McCain’s service record after his vote against a GOP health care bill.”

            Fantastic premise upon which to launch a balanced and unbiased report.

            No idea whether any of it’s accurate or not.

            • OrganicPaper March 15, 2018 at 8:00 am

              Well I would hazard a guess that the article was written after reading the source material. The main source being the official US AF report on the incident.
              So the premise on which the article was launched, as you say, is hardly unfair? There is a link to that report in the article.

              It doesn’t make sense to dismiss everything that doesn’t support ones own beliefs even in the face of what is surely the most reliable source of information.

              To accuse a man of killing over 130 people is pretty strong and I’d say deserves a fair bit of scrutiny no matter what ‘side’ one identifess himself a member of

              • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 8:52 am

                Except, unbiased / independent reporting doesn’t work if it opens with a conclusion laced with biased, speculative guesswork.

                The website purports to exist to check facts and make a judgement about which ‘facts’ are accurate.

                In their opening with the statement I copied onto hear they deny the reader the chance to assess the information for themselves and they plant a seed of bias into the reader’s mind.

                Not only have they told you that they have checked the facts and that their conclusion is accurate, they use highly motive language and make statements about other parties motives which they can’t and don’t substantiate.

                Here’s how it should work:
                1. Something was said
                2. Is it true?
                3. Search all available sources (supporting and adverse)
                4. Publish (qualified) opinion as to the truthfulness of what was said.

                Check this 10 year old article out (if you have time).
                https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/make-believe-maverick-20081016

                Here are Rolling Stone’s reporting ‘credentials’.
                https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/rolling-stone/

                The point being that even when it comes to the search for ‘truth’ we tend to pick our side and then find ways to support what we already believe.

                Just as an aside:
                1. Melcyid didn’t accuse McCain of killing anyone.
                2. Part of the allegation is that McCain was protected by very powerful senior military family members. Perhaps it’s possible that the compilers of the USAF report were subject to influence? Are you still comfortable accepting a military report exonerating McCain, knowing McCain is the descendent of two 4 star US Navy Admirals?

                • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 8:56 am

                  WTF!

                  • OrganicPaper March 15, 2018 at 9:10 am

                    Interesting reply, but a bit wide of the mark. I’m not promoting the website, I’m staying that the US AF is the only source of information that has credibility. Sure the language used is hyperbolic (as is some of the language used in the Rolling Stone link) but as a premis against the acusation that a man was responsible for the death of over 130 people, IMO it’s not that OTT.
                    You can have opinions on influence due to his family connections, but that’s not qualified. In a court of law I would imagine the US AF report would hold up. So in the absence of any other source I’m inclined accept that report as true, yes.
                    Melcyid did directly say he was responsible for the lives lost and that was the point of my reply / question relating to verifying the info.
                    The other points of Mecyids post I did not comment upon because I don’t have any information to go on. I could research it but I don’t have the time/inclination to do so.
                    Gus provided the link regarding the fire. If you have a link regarding the other stuff I will take a look

    • Rich g March 15, 2018 at 6:12 am

      Utter bollocks a bomb fell off a plane( not his) and exploded.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 15, 2018 at 2:30 am

    This attack on mainstream press about bias are true. But the press havw rarely been as left as they are now But norlt because if politics. Its the lack of respect from Donald Trump that has caused this.
    At least their reaction was strong niot like the republicans in the centre that cowered to Trump witb fear of being alienated and losing their arses except for McCain and Lindsey Graham

    • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 4:29 am

      It’s Trump’s fault that MsM is left biased in the UK? France? Germany? You think news agencies in/of the EU (such as they may exist) are left leaning because of Trump? He really is the bogey man, isn’t he?

    • 💋 March 15, 2018 at 4:33 am

      I might be wrong but you appear to be saying that MsM leftist press tell lies but it’s okay because it’s a strong reaction, a reaction to Trump specifically … and Trump made them do it!

      • Melcyid March 15, 2018 at 4:43 am

        There is such a. Strong delusion amongst the left leaning intelligentsia that it may be possible to commit murder and get off if you use the defense that trumps existence has caused you to react in violent manner under the stress. He has caused you.

    • Lord Croker March 15, 2018 at 6:11 am

      ‘Its the lack of respect from Donald Trump that has caused this.’ Oh dear. Chelsea also knocked out. The Russian won’t be pleased. If he likes he can take a bbc line and blame Trump or Brexit. Or just acknowledge that Barcelona are pretty good.

  • Ronwol1960-61 March 15, 2018 at 1:55 am

    Sensational game today. Barca was absolutely fantastic and played with panache,wllowed Chavs to play their best game but when it came to the cunch they put it away. Messi was THE GREATEST and Dembele was tremendous. Inesta and co really great too
    But Chelsea were the best Ive seen them and Willian and Alonso are amazing

    • melcyid March 15, 2018 at 2:24 am

      Messi has taken nutmegging to another level

  • East Stand March 15, 2018 at 1:14 am

    So, only Citeh of the English sides left in the CL.

    Whatever…

    • melcyid March 15, 2018 at 1:23 am

      pooh

      • melcyid March 15, 2018 at 1:25 am

        nevermind we get to wembley by hook or by crook

  • TheCincinnatiYid March 14, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    Dr. Hawking will always be remembered for his analysis of the scoring prowess of the England front line:

    “They couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo.”

    May the great man rest in peace.

    • Ronwol1960-61 March 15, 2018 at 1:52 am

      The Theory of Ineptability

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 14, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Does anyone know who the last team was to knock Barcelona out of the champions league

    • Accy March 14, 2018 at 10:53 pm

      Rochdale?

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:56 pm

      I bet loads of people do.

      • TheCincinnatiYid March 14, 2018 at 11:39 pm

        Good bet. I’ll take a piece of the action.

    • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 11:39 pm

      Juve last season
      Juve 3 v Barca 0 at home
      0 v 0 away?

    • East Stand March 15, 2018 at 1:06 am

      It wasn’t Ar5ena1…

  • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    Sexy Beast
    Quant cast

    They’re a lot less bovver than a hovver.

  • Lilywhite without the ll March 14, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 6:17 pm
    ‘A Brief History of Time.’ Ten million copies sold, ten actually read.

    Hawking was concerned about the risks of A.I. And i reckon he was justified in that

    Thats why Elon Musk has set up Open AI, he doesn’t trust the likes of Facebook and Google and what the future AI can be used for….

    • Accy March 14, 2018 at 10:52 pm

      Eventually it won’t be worth anyone’s time living in the western world. Our lives will become data that can be charged for – from your medical records and DNA affecting your insurance premiums, to your interactions affecting your social credit rating (“Nosedive,” Black Mirror), to your smart tv recording every gogglebox comment you ever make.

      • Lilywhite without the ll March 14, 2018 at 11:02 pm

        We can fly to Mars but ENIC can’t create an algorithm where you can fairly get a seat next to a member of your family or friend 👀

        • East Stand March 15, 2018 at 1:08 am

          Correction, we can’t fly to Mars. If you mean an unmanned probe that takes 10 years to get there then yes, we can fly to Mars…

    • Willie! March 15, 2018 at 1:20 am

      I read it as a teenager, it gave me a love of physics that led me to a degree and career in engineering, which will allow me to retire before my 50th bday. Getting close to my target numbers, might be out of the workaday grind by 48.

      Thanks Dr. Hawking!

  • DAVID March 14, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Chelsea losing means top 4 qualify for CL next season.
    They played well and lost 3-0.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      Top 4 would have qualified anyway.

      • DAVID March 14, 2018 at 9:58 pm

        Not if Arsenal won Ropey and Chelsea won CL and both finished outside top 4.
        That’s what I read a few days ago anyway ,brought back memories of the year Chelsea won CL and we were relegated to Ropey.

        • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 10:01 pm

          Evenin Big D, how’s the Billa’Ricky massive getting on?

          • DAVID March 14, 2018 at 10:12 pm

            All gone tits up last month, lost several matches in a row and pitch waterlogged so playing every 48/72 hours between now and end of season.
            Still favourites to win league and in 2 cups finals but player ins and outs have become a joke and a lot of the off field stuff coming from the owner is not helping.
            How you doing? Is there a jolly boys end of season meeting planned?

            • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 10:17 pm

              Not doing bad thanks. There was a little chat t’other day about meeting up for the last game of the season against Leicester, beyond that I know nuffink bud.

      • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 9:59 pm

        Not if arse and 5th placed racists won euro pots.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 10:12 pm

          Bastard! At least the roof is finally off the ground (partially).

          • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 10:18 pm

            Woohoo! On both counts…😎

  • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Chris Sutton praising Spurs performance against Juve on Radio 5 Live. Eloquent pundit. I like his style. Mincing no words he calls it as it is and happy with that.

    • East Stand March 15, 2018 at 1:09 am

      I don’t mind Sutton either, he’s got something between his ears at least.

  • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Dontcha hate it when they show a programme an hour early, now I’ve missed an hour of a feature length Babylon 5. This calls for a strongly worded letter, Q will do.

  • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    Messi on a double nutmeg.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Courtois is shit

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Two nutmegs

  • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    3-0 Barca. Lights out for Chelski

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Willian is Great. I used to hate him

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      He’ll be off to RM I bet

    • Frontwheel 2 March 14, 2018 at 9:06 pm

      Willian is great.I still hate him,the little cunt.

      • TyredMan 🚯 March 14, 2018 at 9:28 pm

        +1

        • East Stand March 15, 2018 at 1:10 am

          All Chavski players have a little bit of ‘cunt’ about them…

          • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 7:51 am

            I am offended by your use of the word “little”

  • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Barca could do with a third goal.

  • Real Fan? March 14, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    Be nice to see Paulinho send the Blue Scum out.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      👍

  • Real Fan? March 14, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
    Probably he’s saying its cointelpro. Counter Intel.

    That was it Gaz, exactly. What do you reckon?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 9:04 pm

      Yep, its all disinfo mixed with selected truth and a big sludge of fear. All the while the real issues are skirted round or completely blanked out.

      • Real Fan? March 14, 2018 at 9:59 pm

        Yup, absolutely

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    Chelseas football has been great. Messi though is uncanny. How he git that ball to pass it was shocking. Looked like it was lost but his timing and quickness was exceptional.
    Great shot by Marcus Alonso from a free kick

  • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 8:24 pm

    ronwol196061🇨🇦
    I agree.
    But I think there should be a system for everyone to do work and get paid even its painting houses for the homeless.
    Self esteem should be the anseer not handouts

    If they are homeless how you gonna paint their house?

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:27 pm

      Limited vision Sexy

      • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 8:36 pm

        Shoulda gone to Specsavers..

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:38 pm

          Could play for Lens

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      First of all it would have to take big business and the goverment to work together at it
      The key point is self esteem. That has the be the key.
      That will bring itbback to society and rewards for everyone

  • Frontwheel 2 March 14, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    3-1 ft

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Barca effortless

    • Melcyid March 14, 2018 at 8:20 pm

      Glad to hear

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Tjis is the Harlen Globetrotters playing Southend on sea

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Ballet by Barca

  • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    ✔️✔️: )

  • TyredMan 🚯 March 14, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    Hahaha!

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Magic!!!

    • 89Spurs 👁 March 14, 2018 at 8:08 pm

      YEP!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:09 pm

        Messi was messianic!!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:11 pm

          Water Walker

        • TyredMan 🚯 March 14, 2018 at 8:11 pm

          Hell of a strike too.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 8:16 pm

            Ace

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    Willian will.make a great CM for a better team

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Willian will.leave soon

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    Wow !!! Brilliantvfrom nothinh

  • Caspurs♿️ March 14, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    Nishe!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    💋
    There were six exams, two for each of the three core subject areas. I *think* I smashed five of them. I *think* I scraped one. The remaining two (skills based) I *ought* to have passed.I
    It’s not often I get the chance to come on here and talk about myself so thanks for asking!

    You’re my goddam hero!
    *Don’t tell jfidget.

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:52 pm

      Hehe. I’m still wringing out my chips.

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 March 14, 2018 at 11:22 pm

        Urine chips. A tasty new flavor? Not! 😬

  • legoverlass March 14, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    With Kane out I guess that means Moura will come on in the 65th minute now instead of the 85th.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 7:26 pm

      Dont get too excited about it uts not worth it.
      He may not even be in the bench
      He could be too talented for us

      • East Stand March 15, 2018 at 1:12 am

        Wishful thinking?

  • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    David Dillenberg
    Whats happened to this Georghiou chap as my immediate impressions were positive? but as somebody who was impressed with Lesniak perhaps I should keep schtum. Seconds thought not?

    Dilly, I want you to do me a favour: draw up a list of all the academy starlets you’ve suggested we play in the first team. Then draw up another list of all those suggestions who have had even so much as a sniff of first-team football. And then shut the fuck up.

    • Frontwheel 2 March 14, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      Its the only time he talks positively about Tottenham

      • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 8:44 pm

        Fake news!

        • Frontwheel 2 March 14, 2018 at 9:00 pm

          Artillero

    • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 8:42 pm

      Tashan Oakley -Boothe
      Reo Griffiths
      Kaziah Sterling
      Richards
      Phoenex Patterson
      Goerghiou

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 9:22 pm

        Swansea 11 Spurs 0.

  • Real Fan? March 14, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    Aussie in Switzerland
    Tighter controls, more strict background checks…. Who agrees? Good, as I was talking about immigration not guns

    Immigrants who are unemployed but fit for work shouldn’t be able to claim benefits. Agreed?

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 6:45 pm

      I agree.
      But I think there should be a system for everyone to do work and get paid even its painting houses for the homeless.
      Self esteem should be the anseer not handouts

    • McG⚽⚽ March 14, 2018 at 6:51 pm

      What if they fit for work but no one will employ them? Hardly their fault.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 6:55 pm

        We need a better system that involves the left and right for the betterment of society.
        No handouts
        Self Esteen the goal.
        Even the fucking non politicians are politicians.

    • Sid Trotter March 14, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      No

    • Sid Trotter March 14, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      As an Aussie in Switzerland, you are an economic migrant no?

      • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 7:53 pm

        No, he’s not a rapist.

        • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 3:14 pm

          Will have to ask my missus

      • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:55 pm

        If he is an economic migrant he’s presumably one who has something to offer. I can’t imagine what that might be but I doubt very much that he left Australia for Switzerland to sit on the street selling the Big Issue to clean cars for 30p an hour.

      • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 3:15 pm

        A legal one

    • Aussie in Switzerland March 15, 2018 at 7:53 am

      Unless they have already paid tens of thousands in unemployment insurance, are employable, willing to work, and are legitimately looking for work….

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 6:17 pm

    ‘A Brief History of Time.’ Ten million copies sold, ten actually read.

    Hawking was concerned about the risks of A.I. And i reckon he was justified in that

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      The refs should read that

    • Freund or Foe March 14, 2018 at 7:01 pm

      Now we’ve got Google, we’re all artificially intelligent.

  • McG March 14, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Where’s the ‘Harry Kane’s dead, resurrection possibly scheduled for April sometime’ blog?

    Nice evening ahead watching the chavs get a lesson!! Looking fwd to that…

    • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 5:57 pm

      It’s all about Messi!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 6:48 pm

        Its a fine messi you got us into
        -Conte

    • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 7:51 pm

      Set up your own blog, prick.

      Take 6 months off and get in touch when you’re ready to go. I’d be happy to promote.

  • caveman March 14, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    I recon, Harry being out will reawaken Dele. He looked good on Sunday and this could enable him to play a different game and score a few games.

    • caveman March 14, 2018 at 5:15 pm

      *goals FFS

      • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 5:55 pm

        or does Poch turn to an academy starlet? With Kaziah Sterling injured presumably we have others ready to pick up the baton?

        • McG March 14, 2018 at 5:59 pm

          It’s our only remaining shot at silverware Dilly, no chance.

          • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 6:07 pm

            Fair point but then stick one on the bench!

            • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 6:07 pm

              *Forward

            • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 6:10 pm

              We’ve got Moura and Llorente on the bench. And Sissoko is always there.

              • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 6:15 pm

                Whats happened to this Georghiou chap as my immediate impressions were positive? but as somebody who was impressed with Lesniak perhaps I should keep schtum. Seconds thought not?

                • McG⚽⚽ March 14, 2018 at 6:31 pm

                  Hoolio Georgio?!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 7:07 pm

      If we go with no strikers they will all be going for goal I think..its tbe best idea

  • SeattleSpursGuy March 14, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    More reports:

    David Hytner @DaveHytner
    Tottenham say Kane has “damaged lateral ligaments in his right ankle.” Understood he is expected to be out for about four weeks #thfc

    Dan Kilpatrick @Dan_KP
    #thfc Spurs consider this more like the injury vs Millwall, when he missed 3 games, then the one vs Sunderland when he missed two months.
    Based on that, I reckon the City game is a realistic target.

    • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 7:56 pm

      Please don’t use Dan Kilpatrick as an authoritative source on here.

      He isn’t 👍

  • Aussie in Switzerland March 14, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    Tighter controls, more strict background checks…. Who agrees? Good, as I was talking about immigration not guns

  • BARD March 14, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Sad day. The world has lost a true visionary; a true thinker of our times.
    RIP Jim Bowen.

    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 3:53 pm

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/2307607.stm

      If only he’d thought about what he was saying. We’d have never had Dave Spikey on the resurrected Bullseye. Shame.

      • BARD March 14, 2018 at 3:58 pm

        Me (to female colleague) – Do you remember Bullseye, the darts gameshow?
        Her – Not sure , was that the one where the cow used to appear and go mooo…

        • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 4:09 pm

          Love seeing the reruns, and the 101 or more with 6 darts. Saw one the other week and the dart thrower had to score 6 or more with his last dart to win the star prize. He basically had the entire left side of the board bar the 5 to aim for, a huge chunk of board, and hit 3. 😂

          And then they showed them the speedboat they could have won. 😀

          What a show.

          • BARD March 14, 2018 at 4:17 pm

            Ha – when they did win I always wondered what the feck 2 mates from a Leeds council estate would do with a speedboat.

          • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:57 pm

            Bully … for you.

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 2:53 pm

    Sexy Beast
    Glos you have to remember that his website gets more traffic than the state funded BBC and he does it by selling health products and reporting the news. if the products were crap people would not buy then surely? The price has nothing to do with anyone but the purchasing client and the seller, if you can buy it cheaper somewhere else you can buy it there.

    Who told you Infowars website gets more traffic than the BBC? Not according to any analytic site I’ve seen.

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 2:57 pm

      BBC ranks 104 worldwide for any type of site, 14th for news and media.
      Infowars.com ranks 5,330 for any site, 725th for news and media.

      According to Similarweb. Or is this fake news? And are you trapped in a vicious circle SB?

      • Aussie in Switzerland March 14, 2018 at 5:08 pm

        And yet Brexit happened and Trump still won despite MSM lies…….

  • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 2:49 pm

    Sexy Beast
    Dianne Abbott as foreign secretary? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    MysteriousStranger
    You’d think Emily Thornberry would be the logical candidate. If you thought about it.

    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 2:49 pm

      For Gloster.

      • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 2:59 pm

        Cheers.

        Just wasted ten minutes of my life checking Sexy Beast’s assertion about Infowars being a bigger news site than the BBC. As I thought, fiction, and on a grand scale!

        😁

        • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 3:02 pm

          Yeah, just clarifying. You do surprise me! 😂

        • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 3:18 pm

          Quant cast

        • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 3:18 pm

          Google been caught suppressing their videos, fact.

          • Aussie in Switzerland March 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

            Demonetised 90% of their video content in YouTube (Google owns YouTube)

        • Aussie in Switzerland March 14, 2018 at 3:51 pm

          It is not bigger, but it doesn’t sprout white guilt and doesn’t pretend to be unbiased like the BBC. Have a watch of Prof Jordan Peterson destroying the feminazi BBC reporter all over YouTube

          • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 6:06 pm

            No thanks. Prefer not to listen to pseudo intellectual white supremacist who hero worships Nietzsche.

  • Real Fan? March 14, 2018 at 2:46 pm

    Sexy Beast, my mate who’s the biggest truther out there (works in IT, smokes skunk for breakfast) says that Alex Jones is nothing but an establishment plant. He had some fancy name for it: IntelCom something or other.

    Reckons you’ve been had. He’s fake double bluff news.

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 3:13 pm

      Anyone remember the TV series GBH? Robert Lindsay as a Trotskyist Council leader ( based on Derek Hatton) who has two underlings who organise meetings and demos for him. It leads down a road to conflict with the authorities and eventually violence. Turns out the underlings are MI6 undercover agents who had an agenda to discredit the left and break the leader and get him removed.

      As if…

      • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 3:19 pm

        Power to the people 😂

    • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 3:44 pm

      Skunk for breakfast? Must be true 🤣
      Who knows what the truth is, I will say this: the mainstream has pushed the narrative for endless wars the people like us would never have voted for, those that fabricated the WMD in Iraq are still walking free and faced zero consequences and yet the mainstream bang on about Trump being a liar. Where are the journalists investigating the WMD jackanory? They won’t ever unless they detach themselves from the corporations that own the media. Independent media is where I’d rather get my news from seeing as the mainstream constantly gets it wrong, and yet they want the Alex Jones of this world shutdown, I wonder why 🤔

    • Melcyid March 14, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      There is now triple bluff

      • Real Fan? March 14, 2018 at 6:55 pm

        Hmmm, so he’s been had and I’ve been had thinking that Sexy’s been had? Doh!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 6:59 pm

          Thats fake news too so is this.

          This is brought to you by Shreddied Wheat

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 7:00 pm

      Alex Jones: Controlled opposition.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 7:02 pm

        Probably he’s saying its cointelpro. Counter Intel.

  • Dan March 14, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Kane back next month

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 2:38 pm

      Dan I think we will do grest witjout him
      We will attack with 3 or 4 or 5
      Coming from everywhere

      • Dan March 14, 2018 at 2:42 pm

        I agree Ron , forces poch’s hand.

      • Dan March 14, 2018 at 2:46 pm

        It’s an opportunity to find out what we have with Moura and give Lamela a chance to show if he’s capable of having an impact.

        • Ronwol1960-61 March 15, 2018 at 1:51 am

          Yes all of the above. It will be interesting being without Kane in a positive way,we cant be a one man team

    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 2:44 pm

      Back training “next month”. Lateral ligament damage. The club are keeping that return date fairly open/vague.

      • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 3:14 pm

        Yes. 1st April, or 30th? Nice and flexible.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    💋
    It looks like we are in some sort of agreement. There is nothing wrong with the right to bear arms, or people exercising those rights. I
    The problem is that a very tiny minority of (mentally unstable) people who are able to exercise those rights shouldn’t be able to.
    Tighter controls. More stringent vetting. More rigorous registration processess.

    But see what the NRA say about that and yheur cronies in congress and also Trumps position…what position…he panders to everyone..

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:41 pm

      Why are they my cronies? You’re one of my cRonnies.

      • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 3:15 pm

        The Two cRonnies.

    • Aussie in Switzerland March 14, 2018 at 4:18 pm

      Could also say that immigration needs tighter controls and more stringent background checks…. Like Trump wanted following on from Obama’s ban of certain countries people

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    MysteriousStranger
    What’s her position in the shadow cabinet DD? I don’t care if you like her or not.

    Emily Thornberry is Shadow Foreign Secretary plus Shadow First Secretary of State, de facto Corbyn’s Deputy.

    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      Correct.

    • Mattspurs March 14, 2018 at 5:24 pm

      The chancellor or shadow chancellor would generally be regarded as number 2, For Sec 3

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    💋
    That’s it! You know him by the content of his contributions. He could claim to be a ‘centrist’ for example but you’d know he wasn’t because of the kind of stuff he posts.

    Economic policy I just right of centre
    Socially I dont believe in welfare but I do believe everyone should contribute and get paid for itvto tjeir level of competence
    Self esteem is the mist important thing and people shoukd be helped with that.
    Show them how its done.
    Is tjis enough for you or shoukd I include AK47s as acceptable.
    Ive said tjis a whole bunch of times.

  • Gus March 14, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Lots of lively discussion banter and debate on here today. Just no football talk! Roll on the weekend and here’s hoping we smash the Swans! Good night from the Shaky isles

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      Smash them from the centre.
      Ooops like politics the centre has bern injured

  • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:39 pm

    Samcro wins and my unlikely 5-horse Acca is up and running 👍🏻

    • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:43 pm

      I love how they do these.
      £1 stake, £183.20 potential winnings.
      Leg 1 of 5 wins and the Cash Out option is 97p 🤡

      • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:46 pm

        You don’t get out that easy!

        • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:47 pm

          Too right.
          If the 2nd wins it’ll be £3 cash out offered.

          • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:48 pm

            4 more chances for the bookies to take your money

            • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:49 pm

              It’s only a quid but yeah, they know what they’re doing.

        • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 1:50 pm

          Hey Gus, cheers for the advice and compliment earlier, really appreciated mate. Some really good stuff there. Bang on.

          • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:53 pm

            Own it man. You’ll be awesome. Good advice not to drink too much before the speech either!

            • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm

              Cool, I’ll make sure you get a mention if it’s any good. Top man.

              • Gus March 14, 2018 at 2:11 pm

                No need, anything to help 😁

      • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 1:49 pm

        Samcro won at 8/11. That would be worth £1.73 if you had placed a single, since most if not all bookmakers would round up to the nearest penny. However, you didn’t. If you are looking at your cash out value after your first leg on an odds on shot then 🤷🏻‍♂️🤡

        • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:52 pm

          Alright, smarty pants.
          The plan was to cash out if the first 2 won, unless I’m feeling particularly lucky.
          Next one is 5/2.

  • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    Sexy Beast
    He has made a complete arse of himself a few times no doubt but his new organisation which is self funded by selling health products gets more traffic then the BBC which is sponsored by the taxpayers of the UK to the tune of hundreds of millions.
    If he was treated fairly by google and YouTube his numbers would be off the charts, and that is a fact!
    You keep watching CNN fake news 👍 and all the other biased crap

    What you watch is level headed even handed stuff isnt it sexy. We have ways of making you watch. Its calling everything else fake news. Wait where have I heard that before. Freedom I love it.

    • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:33 pm

      People believe what they want to believe, and then construct their arguments to fit around it.

      • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm

        They create narratives to fit their visions.
        When we lose,for some people its always Levy
        when we win its always Poch

        • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:37 pm

          We don’t win anything because the Masons keep buying us poisoned lasagne

          • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:38 pm

            Yes I loved that one

        • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:38 pm

          Ruddy Nora, Ron. That’s exactly what you do! Exactly. Oh, hang on … Actually, we all do it. That’s why theree no such thing as truth; only perception.

          • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:39 pm

            Every news outlet has an angle. Some are more askew than others

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:40 pm

              It’s no good asking me.

          • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:39 pm

            True its a lot of perception.Its like choosing your poison. But really do not give up hope,keep looking for answers. Cynicism and apathy are the worst

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:41 pm

              Nah, who cares? What’s the point?

            • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:42 pm

              I don’t believe everything I read, but I still think Donald is a dick. The Trumpsters would say I’m a sheeple but I think they are the sheeple. They always seem to see conspiracy, webs of lies, big brother, the swamp……

              • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:48 pm

                Donald is a dick. I am not left or right and try to go by issues but its hard too with that ego maniac. I think that the mainstream has veered to the left is defence of his diabolical aattacks on them and that suits him as he wants to see himself as God and cut everything else including his own schmucks around him

                • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:50 pm

                  I don’t have any skin in the game. But he polarises so there are extreme views on either side of the divide and an apparent dearth of reason

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:51 pm

                  Ron, you simply don’t know how left you are. Seriously. I have never seen you post anything remotely resembling a rightist position.

                  • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:56 pm

                    I think Ron said he is centrist, which would put him to the left of you. You know, in the middle?

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:06 pm

                      Ron can (and does) say what he likes. If Sexy Beast said he was a fully paid up member of the Communist Party would you believe him? Or is your understanding of which side Beasty bats for determined by the actual arguments that he makes?

                    • Gus March 14, 2018 at 2:09 pm

                      I’ve never seen him post any other viewpoint than his pro Trump pro conspiratorial stuff. He is either a troll or that’s who he is

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:20 pm

                      That’s it! You know him by the content of his contributions. He could claim to be a ‘centrist’ for example but you’d know he wasn’t because of the kind of stuff he posts.

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm

                  Donald is a *duck.

                  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 14, 2018 at 2:33 pm

                    That a mickey mouse idea…it makes me dizzy..er dizney

              • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 3:08 pm

                Do you believe in magic bullets?
                Do you think two planes could bring down three skyscrapers in one day?
                Do you believe that a plane could crash to the ground and disappear into the tiniest fragments, no wing, tail, fuselage, luggage, six tonne rolls Royce engines but a couple of red bandannas were found and identity cards ? 🤣🤣🤣
                Which bit is the conspiracy? The “Truth “ or the conspiracy?? 😂😂

      • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm

        Does that include what people do or don’t believe about Theresa May?

        • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:38 pm

          I don’t believe in anything

          • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:41 pm

            A Bunny Rabbit. I mean how bad can it be. And you can always say ‘its not a bunny rabbit’ and not get rotten tomatoes thrown at you in the town square

      • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:36 pm

        Alex gets more traffic than the Beeb? Well there more people in the US for starters, and the people always find fiction more sexy than non fiction

        • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:42 pm

          These are narratives that people buy into Gus. Its the easy way. But thank god its not all of America

          • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:45 pm

            It’s like the second amendment. The sheeple don’t realise it’s spirit has been hijacked by big munitions

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:48 pm

              What about the actual text of the amendment and the actual point of the amendment?

              Shouldn’t we consider those before looking at the ‘spirit’ of the amendment (whatever that is)?

              • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:50 pm

                AK47’s were in I think.Kalishnikoffs too. Nuclear bombs? did they discuss?

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:57 pm

                  Tell me what weapons were current when the amendment was written.

                  Let’s say, for arguments sake, it was a catapult. So all the people who could, got themselves a catapult.

                  Then someone from Leigh on Sea turned up with a bow and arrows. Bit better than catapult. Scrap the amendment because it’s out of date?

                  No. Everyone who can get’s a bow and arrow etc etc.

                  The amendment gives people the right to bear arms to protect themselves should they need to.

                  Maybe if the government and any/all the bad guys promised to only ever fight with catapults you’d be happy.

                  • Gus March 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm

                    Right to bear arms by forming militias, in other words protect their communities if the government was unable to. Not shoot up schools

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:17 pm

                      It looks like we are in some sort of agreement. There is nothing wrong with the right to bear arms, or people exercising those rights. I

                      The problem is that a very tiny minority of (mentally unstable) people who are able to exercise those rights shouldn’t be able to.

                      Tighter controls. More stringent vetting. More rigorous registration processess.

              • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:52 pm

                Spirit = point for me. It wasn’t meant to mean people can go around shooting each other. I think the founding fathers would be horrified

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:01 pm

                  Maybe they would. If they could have seen the future would they have reconsidered the amendment? Scratched it out?

                  • Gus March 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm

                    It made perfect sense at the time. Funny thing is, until the 80s, the amendment meant something else closer to the original point. Heavy lobbying by gun groups including the NRA have distorted it into the u understanding we have today. Here is one link, there are many similar pieces from various sources
                    https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2015-10-07/how-the-gun-lobby-rewrote-the-second-amendment

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:40 pm

                      I won’t click on the link, Gus, as you know I could very easily produce a link to an equally compelling article that presents the polar opposite of whatever’s in your link.

                      The trouble is that the 2nd amendment makes as much sense today to those who value it, as it did to those who wrote it, and no doubt for largely similar reasons.

                      I wonder if Mr Smith and Mr Wesson ever had any influence over weapons/arms legislation? I’d bet they did. I’d also bet that they hoped and intended to become wealthy through their business. I’d also bet that they had every intention of helping people protect themselves and their families.

                      Nothing has changed except the world has got bigger.

        • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 2:44 pm

          There’ll be a percentage who believe him, there’ll be a percentage who don’t believe but follow to reinforce there view and there’ll be a percentage who dial in to get their daily fix of sh*ts and giggles. I’m betting the last category is the greatest.

    • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 3:35 pm

      I watch with great interest when Jones shows where the CNN’s of this world tell blatant lies and he gets called fake news by the people who he shows are lying 🤥

  • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:29 pm

    💋
    Have you ever thought of pursuing a career as an internet-based character reference writer?I
    Character references $19.95 whilst stocks last!
    No information required!
    Our professional writers make everything up for you!

    I would if I could understand the references here. Is it a sitcom?

    • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:29 pm

      Are you Ross, Joey or Chandler?

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      More of a farce.

      • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm

        Ron can do slapstick, I’ve no doubt

        • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:32 pm

          Spurts does lipstick

          • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm

            Perfect if you need a Widow Twankey

      • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:32 pm

        Farcenal

  • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 1:26 pm

    Just announced that the popular affable quiz host, Jim Bowen has passed away.
    RIP

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      Super, smashing, great, marvellous.

    • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      Did they quiz anybody?

    • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 2:38 pm

      Why is it that when I was a kid people died but now they pass away?

  • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    The problem with May is you just don’t believe anything she says.
    Whatever she says, it sounds like she’s reading from a script.
    There’s no emotion there, nothing heartfelt, just soundbites.
    She won’t last much longer.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:18 pm

      Did any of em instill belief?

      • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:20 pm

        Generally the Tories don’t. At least Corbyn sounds passionate and largely genuine. I’ll give him that.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm

          Beware soldier, beware….

          • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:25 pm

            Haha, I don’t believe in his ‘philosophy’ though.
            Deciding who to vote for is like choosing between Mourinho and Wenger 😫

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:28 pm

              True dat. Vive la revolution!

        • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 1:24 pm

          Dianne Abbott as foreign secretary? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

          • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:27 pm

            Buffoon Boris? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

          • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:27 pm

            Racist and sexist all in one post, eh?

            • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 1:50 pm

              Two of my besties are black 😳
              I can’t be racist 🤣🤣

          • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 1:31 pm

            You’d think Emily Thornberry would be the logical candidate. If you thought about it.

            • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 1:33 pm

              I can’t stand her annoyingly I know it all smugness.

              • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 1:34 pm

                *ET

              • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm

                What’s her position in the shadow cabinet DD? I don’t care if you like her or not.

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:42 pm

              Labour’s women of the people.

              • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 1:44 pm

                What?

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:45 pm

                  LABOUR’S WOMEN OF THE PEOPLE.

                  • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 1:52 pm

                    Have you invented an organisation or are they the only two female Labour politicians you know of? You’re obviously not making any kind of point.

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 2:51 pm

                      I do beg your pardon. I should have been clearer:-

                      Emily Thornberry: Labour’s “woman of the people”.

                      I made the comment as part of the wider discussion on unsuitable people for high office. The inference being that upper middle class establishment figure, Emily Thornberry, who openly mocked and ridiculed working class (white van man) people, was as unsuitable for high office (as a Labour minister) as any of the other politicians who had been mentioned.

                      I thought you might have joined the dots (and seen through my typos).

                    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 3:00 pm

                      Did you really get your knickers in a twist over this?

                      https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-mp-emily-thornberry-branded-4666511

                      This?! Congrats for making something out of not a lot. Can’t believe I didn’t immediately see the connection you were apparently making with your double typoed statement. That flag shit really is chavvy as fuck, though. Sorry if you got upset over it 🙄

                    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 3:15 pm

                      “She told The Telegraph: “My point is that it’s a remarkable image of a house completely covered in flags. I grew up on a council estate and I have never seen a house completely covered in flags before. There’s three of them.”

                      https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/11244687/Labour-front-bencher-Emily-Thornberry-sacked-over-prejudiced-flag-tweet.html

                      How “upper middle class establishment” that must be, growing up on a council estate. Seems like someone has been making something up as they went along. The only question is, who? 🤷🏻‍♂️

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 3:47 pm

                      You dragged it out.

                      It was all rather simple and innocuous. I made a throwaway comment, you asked me to clarify. I clarified.

                      I suspect you knew what I meant but decided the typos were more interesting.

                      You’re still it dragging out.

                      And who’s making what up?

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Thornberry#Before_Parliamen AKA Lady Nugee, married to:
                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Nugee

                      Perhaps that’s not considered upper middle class establishment where you come from. Most of us would.

                      I don’t really get my knickers in twist. Especially not by anything a super privileged snob has to say about the working man. Typical for the left to sneer at ‘chavs’.

                      If you want to continue to drag this shit out because I mocked Emily with spelling mistakes, please do.

                    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 4:04 pm

                      All power to you for defending the right of the chav to display three England flags hanging from his house on his estate four months after the World Cup, in his then UKIP constituency. Frankly I’d rather not have England flags hanging out of windows in the area I live in unless it actually is during the World Cup. Otherwise I’m probably expecting the house to be inhabited by some Tommy Robinson worshipping, EDL leaning dickhead, and they often will fit that description.

      • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:35 pm

        Billy Joel :Its a matter of trust.

    • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:19 pm

      You don’t feel connected? For a politician it is a special skill

    • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      The fundamental difference between T May and D Trump is that one has supreme charismatic presence on the domestic and world stage, the other is timid and lacks presence, reactive rather than pro-active to situations!

      • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:44 pm

        I’d have thought the fundamental difference would have been more gender related.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Why are the papers reporting Harry’s out till may when the injury hasn’t been assessed yet? That’s pretty psychic of em. Cunts.

    • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:07 pm

      By this stage he’s probably had the scan.
      Maybe the rumours are true 😕

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:15 pm

        Todays paper printed yesterday, surely nothing was known then. Their printing it as fact, when the club makes an announcement they can do that. I reckon 3 weeks.

        • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:19 pm

          You could be right, which probably means 6 weeks for Spurs medical team 🤡

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm

            Actually….just call it may.😌

    • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 1:12 pm

      Apparently going to be an announcement in the next few hours, so I’d say it has been established just not released.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 14, 2018 at 1:16 pm

        There’s me thinking Levy’s amulet was working.

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    Sexy Beast
    He has made a complete arse of himself a few times no doubt but his new organisation which is self funded by selling health products gets more traffic then the BBC which is sponsored by the taxpayers of the UK to the tune of hundreds of millions.
    If he was treated fairly by google and YouTube his numbers would be off the charts, and that is a fact!
    You keep watching CNN fake news 👍 and all the other biased crap

    Your guy Alex Jones doesn’t just spout garbage, now he’s selling fake ‘health’ products to gullible idiots.

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/charliewarzel/we-sent-alex-jones-infowars-supplements-to-a-lab-heres?utm_term=.emJBWPWJ0#.whnedpdQm

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 1:04 pm

      His wonder health products are just massively overpriced vitamins and minerals. This just about sums up the guy.

      • Camus March 14, 2018 at 1:12 pm

        Hello there, stupid masses

      • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 1:14 pm

        They all attack him, believe what you want

      • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 1:22 pm

        Glos you have to remember that his website gets more traffic than the state funded BBC and he does it by selling health products and reporting the news. if the products were crap people would not buy then surely? The price has nothing to do with anyone but the purchasing client and the seller, if you can buy it cheaper somewhere else you can buy it there.

        • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:27 pm

          I think this link will demonstrate that many many many (many) millions of people buy crap just because they can or (more likely) because they are a bit thick and easily swayed.

        • Gus March 14, 2018 at 1:29 pm

          The vitamin business is snake oil at it’s finest. The industry is not regulated and there is no scientific proof that taking most oral vitamins does any good. And people get the shits about fluoride and vaccinations?! This is the crazy world we live in

          • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:34 pm

            My dad nearly died because he was persuaded to treat/cure a serious health condition with (what an expert in the particular field described as) granola, at the expense of traditional, scientific methods.

            Thankfully he got the attention he needed before it was too late.

    • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 1:26 pm

      Chalk pills are a good source of calcium!

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 12:55 pm

    💋
    I prefer things that last a bit longer.

    Mrs Spurts is a lucky lady.

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Ronwol1960-61
    Alex Jones is the only true God

    Goddess, surely?

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 12:53 pm

      You don’t get many of those to the lb. But they are hygienically wrapped in cellophane.

    • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      I read fake views,I like to keep abreast of any situation

      • DAVID March 14, 2018 at 1:32 pm

        Not as uplifting as it should have been.

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    May making statement about those dastardly Russkis. Could start by closing Stamford Bridge.

    • gus March 14, 2018 at 12:46 pm

      That Putin, another very dangerous little guy

      • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 12:52 pm

        Another bald weirdo.

  • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    In other news I can report directly that I have seen the THFC scouting network in full flow. THFC coaches regularly visit the school where my missus works to coach the kids (part of a Wembley related community give back scheme).

    Anyways they have been impressed enough by a couple of the year 6 lads and taken them on trial. How knows, one of them could be the next Marcus Edwards!

  • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Sorry, I dont recall who it was but one of the USA based gents on here told us about the sexist Spurs survey.
    Seems an apology (of sorts / finger pointing at a 3rd partie) has been made.

    https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2018/0314/947356-spurs-apologise-for-sexist-survey-gaffe/

  • Melcyid March 14, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    Garragararager ia going to appear in a new series os saliver birds

    • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 12:18 pm

      …with Emelyn Hughes and David James.

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      Quality stuff, melcy!

  • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Who?: Me
    What?: Film – The Good Die Young
    Where?: Talking Pictures
    When?: Now

    • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 12:06 pm

      Seven Seconds great series.You wont like it. But give it a go

      • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 12:12 pm

        I prefer things that last a bit longer.

        • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 12:15 pm

          Ah, it’s one of those leftist propaganda vehicles. I’m struggling through one of those from the BBC, at the moment.

          • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 12:21 pm

            Collateral. Very well made with excellent actors, but turgid, uncompromisingly cynical, sneering leftist garbage. But don’t let that put you off. 😍

  • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 11:14 am
    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 11:17 am

      The ability to count is leftist biased garbage? 😂

      • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 11:21 am

        No but the usual tripe about his poll numbers and “the brain drain “ like all the clever ones have left and only thicko’s are coming in to work for Trump, if you cannot see that then hard cheese 🧀

        • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 11:23 am

          If you read the article it was hardly slagging Trump off. Suffice to say you most likely didn’t read it at all, hence your nonsensical response to it.

          • gus March 14, 2018 at 11:27 am

            I decided to read the entire article to test your theory MS and I believe that your assertion about SB not reading the article (or at least forming the correct conclusion) to be correct. In parts it even says turnover is a good thing, and in this case I would suggest Kelly is cleaning out all of the deadwood and bringing in people that may actually be up to doing the job

            • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 12:03 pm

              Trump is not only inexperienced he doesnt want to learn. He shoots from the hip. He supports far right groups,painted mainstream to be fake, He hired inexperience. In a world of chess he wants to play poker but uses his people like pawns. He plays erratical which means that he does catch people off guard at times the down side is it creates chaos within as well. Its not going to end well

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      • gus March 14, 2018 at 11:22 am
        • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 12:06 pm

          Politifact? 🤣

          • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 12:06 pm

            The truth police 👮‍♀️ 🤣🤣

          • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 12:07 pm

            Alex Jones is the only true God

            • Ronwol1960-61 March 14, 2018 at 12:10 pm

              Akthough Im not a fan of Piers Morgan I did like his stand on gun control.Here is an interview with Alex Jones,Its the first time Ive seen the maniac

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg

              • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 12:19 pm

                He has made a complete arse of himself a few times no doubt but his new organisation which is self funded by selling health products gets more traffic then the BBC which is sponsored by the taxpayers of the UK to the tune of hundreds of millions.
                If he was treated fairly by google and YouTube his numbers would be off the charts, and that is a fact!
                You keep watching CNN fake news 👍 and all the other biased crap

                • gus March 14, 2018 at 12:41 pm

                  Lucky for the rest of us there a few out there who haven’t been brainwashed by MSM

                  • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:06 pm

                    I have heard the sheep can actually recognise other sheeps’ faces, but that’s the first evidence I’ve seen to back up the claim.

              • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 12:52 pm

                Brilliant! One of the funniest things I’ve seen for a while.

            • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 12:11 pm

              Not at all, but when the tech giants are suppressing him you know something is wrong.
              “In times of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act”
              George Orwell

                • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 12:33 pm

                  NBC and BBC comedy gold 👍
                  Did they include the Trump porky about being wiretapped, which was of course actually true?

                  • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 12:46 pm

                    Whataboutery. You didn’t come off looking too bright earlier after your ridiculous “Leftist biased garbage” comment, and here you are trying to deflect once more. 😂

                    • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 1:11 pm

                      Trying to deflect? Oh what with a fact? Dear oh dear

                    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 1:23 pm

                      Technically it is possible to deflect an opponents assertion with a fact. Some might say that doing so takes a good measure of skill.

                    • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 1:27 pm

                      Technically it is possible for someone to address the original comment. We can’t all act like Tory politicians.

              • gus March 14, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 11:22 am

      Fakinel. Daniel Levy’s an amateur by comparison.

  • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 10:42 am

    Man Utd made a big mistake in getting rid of van Gaal. His record demonstrates that he (usually) needs three years at a club befroe they start to click. All the signs were there towards the end of his second year that he was beginning to get it right. Rashford and Martial were really beginning to gel and the future looked bright.

    But they binned him in favour of short-term gratification merchant Mourinho.

    Such a shame.

    • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 10:51 am

      Yeah a real shame 🤣

    • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 10:57 am

      The same Mourinho that did the UEFA/League Cup double + Charity Shield in 2016/17?

      Hit and run normally refers to someone being shortchanged, loss of life?

      This is just his 5th club (he’s 55) and to date he’s won…

      Porto
      Primeira Liga: 2002–03, 2003–04
      Taça de Portugal: 2002–03
      Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2003
      UEFA Champions League: 2003–04
      UEFA Cup: 2002–03

      Chelsea
      Premier League: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
      FA Cup: 2006–07
      Football League Cup: 2004–05, 2006–07, 2014–15
      FA Community Shield: 2005

      Internazionale
      Serie A: 2008–09, 2009–10
      Coppa Italia: 2009–10
      Supercoppa Italiana: 2008
      UEFA Champions League: 2009–10

      Real Madrid
      La Liga: 2011–12
      Copa del Rey: 2010–11
      Supercopa de España: 2012

      Manchester United
      EFL Cup: 2016–17
      FA Community Shield: 2016
      UEFA Europa League: 2016–17

      …and he’s a wanker again because, why?

      • Freund or Foe March 14, 2018 at 11:03 am

        He’s a bloody successful wanker.

        • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 11:05 am

          Massive wanker.

          I’d have him at Spurs in a heartbeat. In half a heartbeat natural born winner.

          • Freund or Foe March 14, 2018 at 11:08 am

            I reckon Dan and Jose would get on really well.

          • Sexy Beast March 14, 2018 at 11:16 am

            Winning stuff with MP will be so much more rewarding for us Spurs fans than the anti football that man serves up.

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 11:34 am

              There’s a flaw here somewhere.

        • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 11:05 am

          He’s good at that as well?

          • Freund or Foe March 14, 2018 at 11:07 am

            Can’t say that I’ve ever failed in that department. Interrupted, but never failed.

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 11:31 am

              I sorta meant that Jose, in addition to all the other things he was good at, was also good at choking the chicken. But hey, thanks for the info, man!

          • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 11:07 am

            Like a power-hose

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 11:10 am

              Power-Jose.

  • Camus March 14, 2018 at 10:24 am

    Mark Hughes in talks with Saints and the front-runner.
    How does this clown keep getting jobs in the PL?
    With their record for sacking managers, and his ineptitude, he’d be gone in the summer. What’s the point?

    • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 10:37 am

      £1m farewell bonus?!

    • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 10:43 am

      Does this mean he’ll now be the manager who’s managed the most number of PL clubs?

      And not achieved anything of note with any of ’em?

      • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 10:48 am

        I think that accolade goes to Fat Sam…I could be wrong though

        • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 10:52 am

          You’re right. Fat Sam’s had seven PL managerial posts. Hughes will be on six once he gets the Southampton gig.

      • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 10:57 am

        Array Redschnapps must hold that title?

        • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 10:59 am

          Redknapp’s had 11 clubs

          • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 11:02 am

            Not as many as that I don’t think, and some were not PL clubs.

          • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 11:03 am

            11? He has been a busy boy.
            Not all 11 were prem appointments though

            • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 11:04 am

              No, that inc’s Seattle and Jordan.

              • MysteriousStranger March 14, 2018 at 11:10 am

                Didn’t manage Seattle Sounders. Was assistant coach.

                • Horndog 🇺🇸 March 14, 2018 at 11:12 am

                  He attempted to play for them a few times. I witnessed those attempts.

  • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 10:21 am

    David Dillenberg

    HH struggling to respond, not even my daft mind can answer your extremely challenging question?

    Yet you can make a snap judgement about the Trump turnover of staff?!

  • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Jamie Carragher’s career died after he was caught Hawking an oyster into the face of a 14 year old girl.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 10:21 am

      Must have been the shame of having his lame linked to such an obnoxious act that done for him in the end.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 10:22 am

        That’s Stephen not Jamie. I don’t know if Stephen was ever involved in obnoxious acts.

  • Spursmyarse March 14, 2018 at 9:58 am

    That bloke in the Wheelchair, Steve Hackings, who always does hard sums, has bought the farm.

  • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Jack Hawking’s dead. RIP.

    • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 10:45 am

      Ah, yes. Jack Hawkins. Charles Grey’s ventriloquist dummy.

      • Harryabbots March 14, 2018 at 11:00 am

        😉

      • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 11:03 am

        Dammit, that’s outstanding! Give yourself an extra portion of vegan lamb chunks for supper.

        • UnkleTaff March 14, 2018 at 11:19 am

          Hey, I’m thrilled I wasn’t pissing in the wind with what (I thought) was too obscure a comment.

  • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 9:36 am

    At least Spurs lost to a decent team and tried to play attacking football. Mourinho is a disgrace, tries to bore the other team to death and win by attrition.

    I wish we could get Rashford or Martial to Spurs whilst ManUre are being so negative.

    • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 9:47 am

      Glos on the sale of 1-10 the prospect of us buying Martial and Rashford is zilch.
      Securing the services of Shaw could be a more attractive proposition but after Manure pulled out on Rose thats probably a dead duck!
      Have a good day all.
      Over and out.
      Back this eve.

      • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 9:47 am

        *scale

      • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 9:51 am

        Whereabouts on a scale of 1-10 is zilch, exactly?

        • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am

          Ah. 0-10!. It’s a round big zero!

      • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 10:16 am

        I’d say realistic rather than attractive proposition.

  • TyredMan 🚯 March 14, 2018 at 9:07 am

    Stephen Hawkings has passed away.

    • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 9:14 am

      Again?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 9:22 am

        Have you been sued yet?

        • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 9:28 am

          Not yet, but I only made the comment about 15 mins ago.

          • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 9:31 am

            Plenty of time then. 😈

          • TyredMan 🚯 March 14, 2018 at 9:34 am

            Do apologise, how rude of me, I didn’t mean to say it again and get his name wrong.

            • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 9:37 am

              It’ll be a long road to redemption.

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 9:39 am

              Go and sit on the naughty step.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 9:38 am

            LOL. How’d yer exams go?

            • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 9:45 am

              There were six exams, two for each of the three core subject areas. I *think* I smashed five of them. I *think* I scraped one. The remaining two (skills based) I *ought* to have passed.I

              It’s not often I get the chance to come on here and talk about myself so thanks for asking!

              • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 9:52 am

                Sounds positive Spurts and confident you have passed.
                My immediate objective is conquering an electronic phased bill.
                Next!

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 10:04 am

                  Dillyam the Conquerer!

              • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 10:19 am

                I’ve got total faith in you Spurts unless of course you’ve messed up in which case I always had my doubts.

              • Freund or Foe March 14, 2018 at 11:12 am

                Well done mate.

                • 💋 March 14, 2018 at 11:33 am

                  😚

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 9:33 am

      And Stephen Hawking too. I wonder if they knew each other?

  • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 7:52 am

    Hope there is some good news about Harry today.
    It’s the same ankle time and again so I expect he might need surgery at some point as it’s clearly a weakness (maybe his only weakness!).
    That s long term though, for now let’s hope it’s a short lay off

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 8:02 am

      I’m hoping it’s a false alarm and the good news is he misses the pointless friendlies. But probably misses Cheatski too.

      • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 8:13 am

        Yea the rest and missing those friendlies could work out well. Will be a shame if he misses the Chelski game though

    • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 8:35 am

      I recall on the last occasion Kane was absent for a longish spell we did ok when depending on our strikers stepping up to the mark I am confident of a similar situation. Cue for Llorente to earn his corn!

      • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 9:05 am

        I expect Poch will push Son further forward although it would be great to see Fernando crack a couple in against the Swans at the weekend. Definitely a time for Fernando to show his class. Im just not convinced Poch trusts him so I expect Son to take the forward role

      • Harry Hotspur March 14, 2018 at 9:32 am

        DD a challenge for your excellent mind.

        Can you provide the staff turnover figures for all the presidents since Ronnie Reagan?

    • East Stand March 14, 2018 at 9:27 am

      Finglers crossed!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 March 14, 2018 at 7:52 am

    RIP Mr Hawking. One of Star Trek’s finest characters.

    • gloster1861 March 14, 2018 at 8:00 am

      His struggle against MND was amazing. Mind you his book wasn’t very good as is often the case when attempting to make it accessible to the public. It needs a very special gift to author science for the masses.
      His appearances on the The Big Bang Theory were funny.

      • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 8:11 am

        He had celebrity as a scientist. Few ever get that notoriety in that field. Instead we seem to laud fuckwit footballers and any old tart related to a Kardashian.

        Sad news. RIP

    • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 8:01 am

      Indeed, and the Simpsons.

  • Accy March 14, 2018 at 6:52 am

    BREAKING NEWS: Police investigating a 50p coin thrown at the directors at a recent West Ham game have discovered it was in fact a takeover bid.

    • yippers March 14, 2018 at 7:34 am

      haha

    • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 7:38 am

      😂

      • East Stand March 14, 2018 at 7:42 am

        50p? They were ripped off!!

    • SpurAndy 🍒π March 14, 2018 at 7:47 am

      Hope they got their change.

      • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 7:49 am

        Must be why they left in a hurry. Didn’t want to be there when the buyer changed their mind and asked for a refund

  • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 4:18 am

    Ahem excuse me gents. In giving my sister away as her father (who used to bash me up as a kid hehehe ) can’t make it and doesn’t agree with mixed marriages. Telling you straight cause I love yas) . I have a speech to prepare in 1 week for 350 people and I’m struggling. Any tips will be most welcome as have a major phobia for these things

    • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 4:21 am

      I have the bits I want but can’t put it together. I feel like how Ron describes Eriksen. On a good day 😘 in a bad day I’m disastrous

      • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 4:27 am

        Only laughing cause he had shown himself to be a bully. I still offered an olive branch and exuded it but he still won’t come the army hardman who used to make me polish his shoes until I fronted him at 10 and said no more. . He tree me down the stairs and tried to kill my dog. Anyways he’s missing out . I’m walking her down the aisle

        • Melcyid March 14, 2018 at 4:48 am

          Good for you ants.your dad is missing out .my dad was a gooner and left when I was seven.you have a sense of humour and are self effacing.keep it cleanand everone will be happy.its your sisters day and your dad should be glad his daughter is ha ing a mixed marriage and is marrying a man. Colour of the skin is the happy couples business and no one else .good luck.now get some sleep way past your bedtime

          • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 5:17 am

            Cheers Mel , he’s not my old man. I was brought up with this cunt from 9 yrs old. Get me a beer, why you fuckin cheerin the Spurs in firing of my mates. My mum cried her eyes out when she found a kitchen knife in my bed cause I which was for him cause he used to come home to bash her up. Anyways he got it and now I larf.

            • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 5:18 am

              *front

              • AntSpurs March 14, 2018 at 5:18 am

                He’s a LEICESTER fan

                • Gus March 14, 2018 at 7:15 am

                  Good on you and congrats for taking up the responsibility. You could start with a joke about how hard you found writing the speech, or try one of these tried and true jokes (I like the upper hand joke) http://www.nzbride.co.nz/wedding-jokes/best-wedding-jokes

                  Compliment your sister on how she looks, welcome her husband into the family, throw in a childhood story or two to illustrate her best qualities. A funny srory about when you met hubby or play that straight. Maybe something about how proud you and your mum are. You could thank people for coming, special mention to people travelling from out of town, mention absent friends or beloved family no longer around. As for her father, don’t even mention the cunt.

                  You seem to have a natural humour which will work well. I was shitting myself doing my wedding speech in front of 250 but remember it’s the easiest crowd you’ll ever get! If you are really stuck I’ve found a slideshow or PowerPoint presentation can help structure your speech. I reckon you’ll be all good!

                  • Gus March 14, 2018 at 7:23 am

                    A gentle dig at some of your sister’s well recognized and universally accepted bad points can be fun, perhaps tie it back to her husband. There’s lots of online how to sites as well.

            • OrganicPaper March 14, 2018 at 7:44 am

              He sounds like a prize cunt. Your a decent man to be able to put that aside for your sister.
              Ive done a couple best man speeches and that was nerve wracking enough . I’d say don’t drink too much and remember all of the guests are there for your sister and her fella. Concentrate on them and the audience will love it.
              Then you can get smashed 😁
              Good luck

  • David Dillenberg March 14, 2018 at 4:02 am

    Just discovered that the prominent physicist Stephen Hawking has passed away at the age of 76.

    • melcyid March 14, 2018 at 4:10 am

      we all go eventually

      • East Stand March 14, 2018 at 7:40 am

        He had decades longer than his original prognosis. He’s had a very good life span considering his condition. A huge loss to science.

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