The gift that keeps on giving. But in a bad way.
Like someone having a lark and sending you a fully nappy in the post. You open it, realise what it is, throw it out, the smell kinda lingers in your house.
I was chatting to a season ticket holder this week about the disappointment of Wembley and we came up with a plausible solution.
To make a one off – ex gratia – gift of loyalty points to Season Ticket holders.
The number to be considered, but to be a meaningful amount – to at least feign sincerity.
This would simultaneously diffuse conspiracy theories, and dilute the many moans and groans on social media.
Within 24 hours of this conversation, keen eyed season ticket holders noticed that they had been ‘gifted’ 3 loyalty points for today’s game against Fulham.
Small but welcome! as the actress said to the bishop.
It was an error and the points were soon after deducted in order the Watford away cut off could be calculated correctly.
My question is a simple one.
Can anyone point to anything Levy hasn’t made a fist of, not including being offered van Der Vaart, not in including avoiding bankruptcy?
