Date: 10th January 2018 at 3:14pm
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Gladys tells me Toby Alderweireld is expected to sign a new deal imminently with the official announcement to follow shortly.

The 28 year old international will pen a bumper new deal as Levy continues his efforts to secure the current squad, as the move into the New Destination™ gets ever closer.

This is no mean feat given the interest that Spurs have encouraged interest by taking so damn long to get this new contract over the line. One solid enquiry from a Premier League rival was already received in recent weeks.

The Sea Lions and less amphibious Flat Earthers will rejoice insanely, but in this instance they’d be right to do so.

Anyone trying to prise Toby from Spurs now would have to pay through the absolute eyeballs to land one of our best players who is 29 in March this year. This situation was primed for Tottenham to take control of and they did it.

Hurrah!

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • 1882 January 11, 2018 at 10:47 am

    Not trying to ITK bother, but it does worry me that no other Media outlet is reporting anything positive on this at all. I hope its a secret, but not seen one of them at a club for years.

    • Harry Hotspur January 11, 2018 at 11:01 am

      And you’re toast.

      Bye!

  • SeattleSpursGuy January 10, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    Jacky Arsewipe off injured does make my heart glad. One of the highlights of my trip to the Lane last year was seeing him crock himself while playing for Bournemouth, to the chants of “It’s happened again, It’s happened again, Jack Wilshere, It’s happened again!”

    Brilliant.

    • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:37 pm

      He gets hurt so often he could be one of ours

    • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 11:46 pm

      That was poetic justice, wodda good day that was!

    • gloster1861 January 11, 2018 at 7:17 am

      Oh dear. Just as the man who gives morons a bad name was going to discuss a new contract, he goes and proves he’s dead meat yet again.

      • Harry Hotspur January 11, 2018 at 7:45 am

        Couldn’t happen to a more dislikeable shit

  • Syd January 10, 2018 at 11:07 pm

    Was there any doubt…good news Aitch. thank you

  • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    East Stand
    2 years to the day that Bowie left us. Two years? Does not seem that long at all, scary,

    In his honour

    https://youtu.be/g8f_XCH3zmM

    • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:03 pm

      The word I heard was that the great man loved this spoof

      • Syd January 10, 2018 at 11:07 pm

        A couple of kiwi’s who are quite funny with their own comedy show

        • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:10 pm

          Had their own show. They do an excellent live show when they aren’t making movies and stuff

          • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:12 pm

            They’ve been on Radio Four doing their stuff as a shite duo of singer/songwriters with a dodgy agent.

            • Syd January 10, 2018 at 11:30 pm

              that’s the show….the agent is funny too

              • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:35 pm

                Rhys Darby. Been in a bit of stuff

            • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:36 pm

              Flight of the conchords

      • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:11 pm

        I reckon so. Considering Bowie recorded the Laughing Gnome and this gem

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_t5qgv04jk

        Don’t let Nilly hear this one…

        • Gus January 10, 2018 at 11:35 pm

          Truncheons at the ready!

  • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    Saw Jumanji this evening. It was reasonably entertaining and I’d give it 7/10 because I find Karen Gillan easy on the eye and Jack Black had some funny scenes. Dwayne Johnson was also pretty good. The story was incidental.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 11:07 pm

      Splendid, I’ll remember to give it a miss then.

      • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:14 pm

        You missed any other films recently Caspurs?

    • AntSpurs January 10, 2018 at 11:12 pm

      Jack Black is bloody brilliant. School of Rock, Nacho Libre and Goosebumps are quality.

      • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:15 pm

        He was the standout in this film. Excellent science where he tries to teach Karen Gillan how to flirt with guys (she being a nerd).

        • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:15 pm

          *scene

          • AntSpurs January 10, 2018 at 11:17 pm

            Yeah he’s really funny 😂😂😂

  • AntSpurs January 10, 2018 at 10:30 pm

    Great news Tobes is staying, Well done Senor Levy 👌🏻. On that note i have a new terrace melodeeesbfor our main man Son. To the tune of ‘Dont get me wrong’ by the Pretenders.

    Oh Heung Min Son
    If I’m looking kind of dazzled
    I see neon lights
    Whenever you run by

    Oh Heung Min Son
    If I’m acting so distracted
    I’m thinking about the fireworks
    That go off when you smile

    Oh Heung Min Soooooooon
    We come and go like fashion
    We might be great tomorrow
    But hopeless yesterday (tongue in cheek)

    Oh Heung Min Son

    • Syd January 10, 2018 at 11:29 pm

      I like it…do you have any pull on the terraces

      • AntSpurs January 10, 2018 at 11:35 pm

        Hmmm, thank you Syd. Never pulled on the terraces , now you come to mention it. Not sure if I stand less or more of a chance now we’ve gone upmarket.

        • Syd January 11, 2018 at 1:44 am

          just bring some cheeeese

  • East Stand January 10, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    2 years to the day that Bowie left us. Two years? Does not seem that long at all, scary,

    • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      Everyday I ponder my mortality and try to pick which song to have played at my funeral.

      • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 10:45 pm

        Depending on if I choose:/

        Burial – Going Underground – The Jam

        Cremation – Ashes are Burning – Renaissance. Have to be the final 4 minutes as it’s a long ‘un.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 10:47 pm

          If you’re lost at sea – Float on – The Floaters.

          • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 10:49 pm

            I was hoping for – Don’t Go (Please Stay) – The Drifters. Bit more mainstream?

            • AntSpurs January 10, 2018 at 11:09 pm

              That’s a good one, going underground, love it.
              Consideration No 1. If you don’t know me by now
              No 2. Another one bites the dust
              No 3 . Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me.

              • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 11:17 pm

                Yeah, I did consider Queen.

  • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    VAR is currently searching for an honest passage of play, don’t hold your breath.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    Just watching the Arse Tott
    4-4
    Ade with arse Bentley with us

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Pleat ‘ I dont know where to start explaining this game’

    • DAVID January 10, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      Great end to the game but we had some pretty ordinary players in that team.

      • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:50 pm

        …and a shit manager

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 9:53 pm

          He did use everything he knew though
          He never said he was a genius

          • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:55 pm

            He was a blinking genius

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 9:51 pm

        Yes but there were sone beautiful goals
        Derbies are not about quality they are about passion

        • East Stand January 10, 2018 at 10:07 pm

          The football was quite good under Arry.

          • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 10:52 pm

            He didn’t Pratt about, did he? Don’t think he’d enjoy passing sideways and backwards just to play keep ball.

    • East Stand January 10, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      Glory days, not!!

  • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    VAR will kill football

    • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Just like video killed the radio star..

      • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 10:54 pm

        The Buggles. Excellent.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 11:01 pm

          The first music video played on MTV.

    • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Sky killed football, VAR will kill football again.

  • Not a Real Fan. January 10, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    This is brilliant by Dr Weevil. We can now sell Toby for 1/10th of the Stadium build this summer as we know these contracts are nothing but negotiating tools.

    • melcyid January 10, 2018 at 10:00 pm

      isnt price fixing illegal

      • Not a Real Fan. January 11, 2018 at 5:24 am

        This is football though, mel

  • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    Freund or Foe
    “but he’s looked decent the last few games.”

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 9:53 pm

  • Lilywhite without the ll January 10, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    Chelsea could do with a Barkley type player to bring on….

    • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:32 pm

      Ar5eana1 just took ne off..

      • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 9:33 pm

        If you were suggesting ‘mediocre English midfielder usually injured’ type..

  • Matt January 10, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    I’m hoping there’s extra times. That’s a lot of songs; cheers lads! Btw, RMG ian is greedy I know but is this Gomes we’re linked with any good?

    • Lilywhite without the ll January 10, 2018 at 9:28 pm

      its over 2 legs

  • Lilywhite without the ll January 10, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Arsenal parking the bus, Wenger is getting desperate, we need to smash um at Wembley…

  • gavlav January 10, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    Jack Wheelchair off injured. Whodafunkedit

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm

      He’s a cunt, obvs, but he’s looked decent the last few games.

      • JackDLad January 10, 2018 at 9:38 pm

        Glad to hear he is off, loving it…..he’s a *insult goes here*

    • East Stand January 10, 2018 at 10:09 pm

      He’s a podgey coke head, no wonder he keeps getting injured.

  • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 10, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    If he could, he would…

    • DAVID January 10, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      Lurve at first sight.

      • DAVID January 10, 2018 at 9:12 pm

        Keown had a monkey’s head, Pochs got monkeys arms…

        • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 10, 2018 at 9:42 pm

          He needs em for Levy’s pockets!

        • East Stand January 10, 2018 at 10:05 pm

          Keown still has a monkeys head.

  • The Pin January 10, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Dang it, I was so looking forward to us being linked with Johnny Evans

    • DAVID January 10, 2018 at 9:09 pm

      He turned us down as has a cheese allergy.

      • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 9:12 pm

        Briefever. Nasty.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 9:12 pm

          At least it’ll pass quickly.

  • Superspoz 🏆 January 10, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    You never Toby Alderweireld contemplating
    With my heart, my love
    You never Toby Alderweireld contemplating
    With my heart, my love

    Don’t even make sense. I’m shit at this.

  • Tony Spurs January 10, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    Clicked a link to this story from NewsNow and it flashed on your site for a second before redirecting to ebay. If that’s how you are going to run this site, I won’t be visiting again.

    • Harry Hotspur January 10, 2018 at 11:51 pm

      No, that never happened.

    • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      Hehe. It’s like a news item version of a knock-off Chinese Sburs shirt you might buy online.

    • Sid Trotter January 10, 2018 at 8:48 pm

      Sesseg Non – somewhere means no sausage

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Pellegrino has a fake id.

    • melcyid January 10, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      mauricio pellegrino

    • MysteriousStranger January 10, 2018 at 9:58 pm

      Tottenham. Should say Southampton.

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Toby Alderweireld
    He’ll get a hold on you believe it
    He’s like no other
    Before you know it you’ll be on your knees

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      Like it, Phil him up.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    a)It took a while for Alderwireld to figure it out,but he is more loyal than 90% of the schmucks here

    q)
    Toby or not Toby (to stay a Tottenham player)

  • Erik January 10, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Hmm, don’t know who to believe Glad, or Kristof Terreur.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    All der wei reld
    Carry the news
    He won’t be selled
    Carry the news

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
    Man city can’t sign Sanchez too surely. Its getting fucking silly. Yet its City’s name I hear and only City. All set up then Pep? Sure there’s nuffin else?…..no……?….Ronaldo perhaps? Messi?…..your good?…..okay.😴😴😴

    Fuck if was Levy I would dump Spurs and set up a team in Manchester
    It cant fail!

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Al-der-weireld
    Like mist rolling in from the sea,
    His desire is always to be here
    Oh Al-der-weireld

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 8:13 pm

      That makes the choon bearable!

  • TyredMan 🚯 January 10, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    You must of come over all Glad when you heard the news H.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    Im Happy yo be a big fat flatearther
    Im Happy yo be a big fat flatearther
    Im Happy yo be a big fat flatearther
    Im Happy yo be a big fat flatearther

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm

    He’s Toby Alderweireld
    Just guess what he will do
    He’ll put his Tottnum jersey on
    And stomp all over you

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      Toby Alderweireld
      He’s just had his wage swelled
      Rose can’t get his name spelled
      Toby Alderweireld

  • Cali January 10, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Make Toby the Captain

    • TyredMan 🚯 January 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      This to that.

    • Willy Juice January 10, 2018 at 8:26 pm

      What about crisp bag hands??

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    To-by Al-der-weireld, weireld, weireld, weireld

    To-by Al-der-weireld’s in love

  • Frontwheel 2 January 10, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Twas never in fucking doubt.

  • Blanchflower January 10, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Lets hope he doesn’t Barkley us at the signing pose.

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Al-der-weireld, full of fun seems to be the ideal candidate

    Hmm, Al-der-weireld lets you hide all the sadness you feel

    Yes, he really fell in love with the Spurs and the chance

    So please don’t worry yourself, it’s not a fake Spurmance

    Al-der-weireld…

    • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      Delete ‘candidate’

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    I see a little signature of Alderweireld

    Scaramouche, Scaramouche

    He plays with Jan Ver-tonghen

    Centrebacks of lightning

    Very, very frightening

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 10, 2018 at 7:50 pm

      Toby and Jan, The Belgian Plan. Very, very frightening.

      • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:59 pm

        You start it, I’ll join in…

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 8:07 pm

          Mamma mia mamma mia let me go

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 8:12 pm

          Are Spurs the real life
          are we a fantasy
          Open you eyes and see…
          But dont ask for sympathy

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 10, 2018 at 8:15 pm

            Cos we are easy come easy go
            We go high,we go low
            Doesnt really matteranyway the wind blows doesnt rally matter to me

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Matt
    I am going to the Everton match and I need to find something that rhymes with Alderweireld to sing please.
    To-by Al-derweir-eld’s got loads of Belgium caps

    He wears the number 4 for Spurs

    And he’s never in a flap

    His hair is never out of place and he always wears clean boots

    He’d score a lot of goals for Spurs if only he would shoot!

    Oi!

  • Gus January 10, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Great news if true. Sends a sign to others that it’s ok to stay/ come to us. Nice to sign him for football reasons; he’ll have very little sell on value when it ends, assuming it’s a decent length contract

  • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    61SpursNut🌰
    Congratulations, you win no prize!
    Original image:
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    That. Is. Cracking!

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • PlayitagainSamways January 10, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    I hope this is true otherwise the half tea spoon of ejuculate ive just produced will have to go down as a waste.

    • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 10, 2018 at 7:15 pm

      What were you gonna do with it otherwise? On second thoughts, don’t answer that!

    • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      If there were swimmers in it it was worthless anyway.

      • 💋 January 10, 2018 at 7:34 pm

        *weren’t

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 10, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Man city can’t sign Sanchez too surely. Its getting fucking silly. Yet its City’s name I hear and only City. All set up then Pep? Sure there’s nuffin else?…..no……?….Ronaldo perhaps? Messi?…..your good?…..okay.😴😴😴

  • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 10, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    So is this a 50/50? Poch signed him first, then Levy gets him to resign??

  • JackDLad January 10, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Don’t remember that being said?! Then again I forget my name half the time!

  • Dan Pink January 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    If this is a protective contract then his wages won’t reflect the his value. If Toby gets a hefty pay rise this should suggest he is staying.

    He is nearly 30 so resale value wouldn’t be massive (£40-50m) although clearly in the top defenders bracket.

    The only concern is his comments regarding his family and the sacrifices he has made.

    Great news!

  • SpurAndy 🍒π January 10, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Geweldig nieuws.

  • Matty K January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    Thank fuck for that

  • Bert simpkins January 10, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    So, you’ve stolen the surprise from the club?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:25 pm

      H is the avant garde of the THFC PR dept.

  • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    I am going to the Everton match and I need to find something that rhymes with Alderweireld to sing please.

    • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:27 pm

      I failed with purple and orange so I’d look elsewhere!

      • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:28 pm

        Nope, that’s close enough I feel if I shout loud enough.

        • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm

          Good luck 🤣

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm

      I’m thinking of a Lisa Stansfield classic …

      • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:30 pm

        Been around the world and I I I ??

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:31 pm

          Bosh!

        • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 6:31 pm

          Could that be classified as a classic tho?

          • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 7:07 pm

            Only for her

    • baz January 10, 2018 at 6:52 pm

      Alderweireld rymes with New of the World.

      • baz January 10, 2018 at 6:52 pm

        Tead all about it.

  • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    Not exaggerating; I think we will now win the EPL and Champions League double.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      I like your thinking, it makes me seem smart.

      • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:22 pm

        😋🤣

  • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Watch us rise!

    Spurs U18s 4 Pooh U18s 0.

    • Sexy Beast January 10, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      Well that is dreadful news, Levy will want them in the first team squad pronto ☹️

    • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 6:51 pm

      Oliver Skipp is getting a lot of attention. He is the new Marcus Edwards.

    • mystic arnold January 10, 2018 at 7:09 pm

      Judging by previous results Lpools under `18 side must be really bad

  • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    I’d have a go on Gladys after hearing that !

  • Hartley™ January 10, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Best defender in the world, in my opinion.
    This is very good news.
    Well done Daniel Levy.

    • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:17 pm

      No signing will beat that this month..and that is certainly not an understatement when we sign no one else !

  • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    This isn’t football London in disguise is it?

    • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      😂

    • Harry Hotspur January 10, 2018 at 7:27 pm

      They rehashed that article 3 times for good measure

  • Sexy Beast January 10, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Wunderbar 🙌

  • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    Any ITK on what we had to offer him H….?

    • Willy Juice January 10, 2018 at 6:06 pm

      Levy will pay him during the half time break instead of docking the 15 mins from his salary.

      • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:09 pm

        ….plus all the Stilton and crackers he can eat.

  • IrishSpurs January 10, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    Mighty news – the best centre back in the premiership – now lets get mahrez or saha and kick on for top 4 so we can have champions league football back at the lane

    • Willy Juice January 10, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      Saha wasn’t great the last time we had him

      • gavlav January 10, 2018 at 6:04 pm

        Plus, he must be 89 by now.

        • IrishSpurs January 10, 2018 at 6:16 pm

          Ok Ruel Fox might be a better option then 😂

          • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:17 pm

            Only for scrabble.

      • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:04 pm

        Agree. We should re sign Chris Gunter instead.

    • Sexy Beast January 10, 2018 at 6:19 pm

      Don’t get carried away now buddy 😏

  • Matt January 10, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    It’s bl@@dy great news. There is no downside.

  • Northstand Nutter January 10, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Toby’s head looks like its been photoshopped in! Like a–um–new signing…

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      Well, he is the big cheese now.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    EXCLUSIVE!

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 10, 2018 at 5:59 pm

      Tobias must be the guy wearing the expensive watch. It’s been so long since we’ve seen him………

      • mystic arnold January 10, 2018 at 7:11 pm

        Why is there a pair of scissors in the photo

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 7:13 pm

          Ask Cas.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 6:00 pm

      Fake!! Toby never has a hair out of place.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:01 pm

        He’ll get it sorted now he can afford to.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 6:11 pm

          Nope not avvin it.
          I’ve been looking at him for the last 10minutes and he hasn’t flinched once.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:35 pm

            You haven’t refreshed the page have you?
            Tut, tut!

    • Dublin Yid January 10, 2018 at 6:19 pm

      It’s like an ISIS propaganda shot !

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 6:22 pm

        Eh, he’s signed for Oxford University’s 2nd boat crew?
        H has duped us good and pwopa.

    • melcyid January 10, 2018 at 6:45 pm

      they dont look very close to me

    • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      Interesting skin tones.

      • Dusty January 10, 2018 at 6:56 pm

        Ummm…My thoughts as well….Rather dark looking hands….Good Photo shop of Danny Rose signing perhaps??
        https://goo.gl/images/rNhfR6

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 7:09 pm

          Congratulations, you win no prize!
          Original image:

          • Dusty January 10, 2018 at 7:18 pm

            Nutty you should have posted a black and white photo. 🙂

            • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 7:19 pm

              I used Danny deliberately for effect. 😛

              • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 7:20 pm

                Everyone’s favourite.

                • Dusty January 10, 2018 at 7:27 pm

                  You should have used the photoshop of his centre back partner instead 🙂

                  • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 7:32 pm

                    I tried that but my hairbrush tool wasn’t working.

                  • downgoesfraser January 11, 2018 at 4:31 am

                    Wtf!!

    • Blanchflower January 10, 2018 at 7:58 pm

      His hands have been on holiday.

    • Tony Galvin's socks January 10, 2018 at 10:45 pm

      He’s got black hands 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 10, 2018 at 5:54 pm

    Ethan
    The only downside is that they may use this as an excuse for not signing anyone during this window.

    The ‘only’ downside?

    We haven’t got started yet. Give us a chance.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 10, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    What’s not like? Good news generally comes in bunches. My undies are bunched over this.

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 10, 2018 at 5:54 pm

      5s come in bunches.

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 10, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Great ITK. Great news. And great to hear that what Poch and AltheWeirdo would happen, happened.

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 10, 2018 at 6:11 pm

      *said would

  • John Greenwood January 10, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    If true this is the Best news of the year. He’s been our best player for a long time.

  • Sid Trotter January 10, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Now that is great news, cheers Harold. We have so missed him at the back

  • Legoverlass January 10, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Best news this season so far. Now make him Captain. I suspect Levys little pooped was squeaking at the prospect off. Lynching mob heading his way if he had let Toby go. This will of course be spun as “like a new signing” and maybe an excuse not to sign any actual “ new signings” but it does raise the question as to the wage cap sitz now and whether what has been said made Toby believe he could win stuff with us at the New Destination. Perhaps he has been promised his own brand of cheese there next season.

  • REM1690 January 10, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    When are we to expect the official announcement in order that we may indulge in merriment????…… we also need the standard Poch with arm round shoulder photo- perhaps that’s what’s holding it up…….

    • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 5:28 pm

      Poch has to collect it from the dry cleaners tonight.

  • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    That is blooming great news. Levy has plugged the hole in the fence left by Walker escaping. If Toby had left I think the whole squad might have crumbled to dust.

    Marvellous.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    I am even calmer that I was before.

    • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 5:26 pm

      Zen like.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 5:37 pm

      I’m guessing that’s the calm after yesterdays typically annoying storm…

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 10, 2018 at 5:57 pm

        Raging calm.

  • RecaroN17 January 10, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    Thank fuck for some good news.

  • JackDLad January 10, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    “Er Er Er” claps attentively and then bounces beachball off nose, “Er Er Er”!

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 5:22 pm

      Not arf?

      • JackDLad January 10, 2018 at 5:25 pm

        Its only arf done mate, Kane is the other arf, need him to sign!!

        • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 5:26 pm

          He’s already on a contract, does he think we are made of money….the hide……

  • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    Better still, we are going to beat Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal, in that order, in February…..See how the bin dippers go without Salah or Courtinho this weekend.

  • Cabspur January 10, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    Well happy with that !! Does anyone know the latest on his fitness,hoping he is back for the end of the month as we have a tough run.

    • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 5:00 pm

      Last estimate I saw was still early Feb

  • CptCaveman January 10, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    Lovely stuff, now we just need a creative pacey player who takes players on so we can stop passing the ball back to the back four for 85 minutes a game.

    • REM1690 January 10, 2018 at 4:59 pm

      And a decent right back…….

  • REM1690 January 10, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Does this means Spurs must be paying the going rate?

    • 1882 January 10, 2018 at 4:56 pm

      It could mean anything 1) we are paying going rate from now on, 2) we are just upping his resale value, 3) we are about to buy someone and don’t want Toby to see the pay of the new kid first, 4) Levy was going to up it all in new stadium anyway, but doing it to keep people happy….or could just mean toby deserves this and Levy is bricking him leaving because our defence has gone from a title defence to a relegation defence in his absence.

      • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 5:07 pm

        Number 2

        • REM1690 January 10, 2018 at 5:17 pm

          Probably right…..

  • VincentianMagic January 10, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Excellent news, along with Verts, Wanyama and Kane, he is key for us and any progression we hope to make.

    If only we could get a proper baller in the middle of the park; an actual winger of quality; and some decent back-up/competition for Kane, we would be in danger of actually winning something.

  • Yiddo January 10, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    I am rejoicing insanely! Would have been criminal to let him go

    • MysteriousStranger January 10, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      This doesn’t stop that possibility from happening, as mentioned below, see Bale.

  • MysteriousStranger January 10, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Investment protection, first and foremost. That’s what new contracts/extensions are about.

  • legendary greavesy January 10, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Best news for a while after much doubts on his/our future better news would be hes fit and ready to play — any expectations on when that might be ???

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 10, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    As you say, someone will have to pay through the nose now. Therein lies the reason. Bale signed a big contract. It don’t mean shit and I just insures Levy can rinse whoever he eventually flogs him too. Unless top 4 is secured and we can show Poch and his brave new world is not on the wane. Kane and Alderwireld are part of a spine that must be kept going into the new stadium.

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 5:41 pm

      Toby signed a new contract because someone will have to pay through the nose now? What a terribly thoughtful chap he is.

  • sahtali January 10, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    good news now get ryan from fulham

  • witTank January 10, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    And in other news today AVB has crashed his Dakar car.

    Bullshit goes a long way but you are soon found out in boxing or rallying

    • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      The religion of peace means that the race no longer goes to Dakar…..branding is a funny thing….but not as funny as religion

  • Ufluckinplic January 10, 2018 at 4:03 pm

    Me likey very much

  • melcyid January 10, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    audreyweird,hes off then and we are gonna make a barrel of money

  • Simon January 10, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    That’s brilliant news!

  • 89Spurs January 10, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    Cracking News! Even better than Gomes coming to us, now that Couthino has signed for Barca.

  • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    New contract = larger resale value…..we ain’t out of the woods until we hear what the wages are

    • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 5:24 pm

      So are you suggesting Toby signed a new deal, but wasn’t happy with the wages?

      • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 5:31 pm

        No, I mean, if it is enough to keep others out of his mind who can offer more. You don’t jump from a happy ship unless they are paying you a lot more, or so the theory goes

        • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 5:32 pm

          Riiiight.

          • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 8:36 pm

            Stop asking me questions when I am stoned

    • JackDLad January 10, 2018 at 5:47 pm

      What about jumping ship to win cups? Hearing alot about that these days, are you saying that players only leave for the money…..I am shocked…..

  • Caspurs♿️ January 10, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Our Danny clearly splashed out and took Tobes for a Chick King dinner.

  • Aussie in Switzerland January 10, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Champions league places …..here we come again

  • Camus January 10, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Lovely stuff, H. Best player we have on the books, bar Harry.

    • Camus January 10, 2018 at 3:38 pm

      (He said, negatively) 😜

    • Harry Hotspur January 10, 2018 at 3:54 pm

      Correct. He’s magic.

      • caveman January 10, 2018 at 3:59 pm

        How the fuck did you get that exclusive H, it’s the greatest bit of news all winter.

  • Freund or Foe January 10, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    Bloody wonderful.

  • grittyspur January 10, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    Wonderful news, Aitch: delighted you shared this with us.
    Chicken little was wrong!

  • royalspur January 10, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Lovely, need a proper winger, somebody who will take on an opponent. Zaha?

    • Harry Hotspur January 10, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      Poch doesn’t use wingers – but I agree whole heartedly

      • 1882 January 10, 2018 at 3:37 pm

        I am wondering what Poch uses now. Its as though he feels his game plan is good enough, its up to teams to let us through. Much like Wenger does.

  • SeattleSpursGuy January 10, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    Fab news!

  • 1882 January 10, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    🙂 lets see Kane nailed down, and a couple of new signings and Spurs could win the transfer window. Isnt that how sky sports phrase it? Joking aside, this is epic news!

  • Ethan January 10, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    The only downside is that they may use this as an excuse for not signing anyone during this window.

    • gloster1861 January 10, 2018 at 5:27 pm

      Retaining quality is more important than trying to find more.

  • Accy January 10, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Nice.

  • James147 January 10, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Would be like a new (contract) signing.