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Good afternoon where you are.

Tomorrow’s game is the first Spurs Premier League match that I’ll have missed in one capacity or another in a dog’s age.

I’ve a prior engagement; I’m off to see a pantomime. The irony of it all isn’t lost on me, anyway.

The headline is inspired by some teenage oik who, during the Tromso game, decided to start hurling that “dying of boredom” quote about, presumably to add gravitas to his angst.

Yes. I’m sure Danny would have been proud of his words being used to damn Lilywhites playing on a pitch made out of grass from a butcher’s window, in the Artic Circle. I’m really tired of outraged consumers masquerading as supporters.

Yes, we’ve produced some turgid football. You’re right we’re not scoring. But I refuse to start clucking like a wet hen. It’s pathetic, but you’re worse.

The brain surgeon general himself, Lord Sugar confirmed that he’s got more front than Southend this week. What the flip does he know about football? He deliver what was it, some nine astonishingly wretched seasons at The Lane? Stick to reading your cue cards, mush.

The sorrow of this season hasn’t been the play, but the response from a noisy minority of fans, who, whilst entitled to an opinion – as dull as it is – have given added license to a particularly nasty vein of press hyena. So thanks for that.

There was a great line in “As Good As It Gets” where Melvin Udall is asked by a receptionist: How do you write women so well? He replies: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Remind you of anyone else?

“Just get Laudrup or Pochettino in.” Yes, that’s a noble plan. I bet they are both straining at the leash to kick their present sides into touch to come manage a side that has 20% of it’s support constantly baying like pissed up jackals – once they’ve summoned up the energy to do more than groan.

This week’s HHH is out. It’s not for kiddiewinks. Good luck.
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