Good evening and welcome the End Of Days.
I am Beelzebub and I believe you already know my co-host Davina McColl.
Gladys has just spoken this evening with an estate agent to the stars – and that company was …showing one Gareth Bale around some family homes in North London.
Whatever could this mean?
I guess once the fumes of a Chick King £2.99 box get up your hooter, it is difficult to ever truly blow them away.
It is nigh on impossible to elaborate about the properties etc without blowing the source.
Gareth Bale could well be ready to return to the Premier League after 5 highly successful years in La Liga.
Will he mark his last appearance for Madrid with a fourth Champions League medal?
Kindly note that the specific individual doing the viewings has shared no information with this blog.
Rather, this highly informed gossip comes from a very closely associated source who is able to confirm that the viewings took place very very recently.
Passed on in exceptionally good faith.