Date: 7th September 2017 at 9:35pm
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see, Tottenham win away.

Goodison Park has been very kind to Spurs over the years and if you want your bookmaker to be nice to you this weekend you might consider popping some of your pocket on a win or a draw. This weekend’s game is a terrific opportunity for Tottenham to revisit last season’s electric away form.

That said, Ronald Koeman’s lot have won 11 of their last 13 Premier League games in front of their own supporters, though both of their defeats have come against top-four finishers from the 2016/17 campaign.

Another positive for Spurs is that we’re now in September and Harry Kane’s calendar curse usually cures itself come midnight, August 31st.

One narrative you may wish to brace yourself for is the whole Gylfi Sigurdsson thing. Dull people will crow that he was overpriced if Everton lose and crow that that we missed a trick if they win. Dull people crowing, the very zest of life.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 9:29 am
  • spurs108 September 8, 2017 at 9:28 am

    Jannsen apparently joined Turkish side Fenerbahce

  • Syd September 8, 2017 at 9:02 am

    Harry Hotspur
    I tend to pop a dishwasher tab up there and star jump vigorously for an hour or two.

    I am sorry Harry…AND THIS IS TO FIX WHAT PROBLEM??????
    🙂

    • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 9:03 am

      Arse rot…

    • Harry Hotspur September 8, 2017 at 9:26 am

      I just like to feel the fizz, baby!

      • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 11:54 am

        Gerbils?

  • Syd September 8, 2017 at 8:32 am

    Janssen going to Fenerbahce on loan. Good on him…love to see how it goes…

    • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 8:44 am

      Bit ironic that he’s joins Soldaldo there, Fenerbache are now officially our donkey sanctuary.

      • Tottenham central September 8, 2017 at 8:50 am

        Bobby s at vinnys age. Different class.

        • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 9:02 am

          Rebrov went on loan there from us as well, I see a pattern emerging…

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 8, 2017 at 8:49 am

      Best for all concerned, hope he does well.

      • Syd September 8, 2017 at 9:00 am

        Yep, my sentiments

      • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 9:00 am

        ‘Best for all concerned’ is what the vet says when they’re about to put your pet hamster down!!

        • Syd September 8, 2017 at 9:03 am

          Didn’t Richard Gere have a pet Hamster?

          • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 11:57 am

            Yes, which dovetails in beautifully with our discussion about putting things up one’s marmite motorway in order to cure common ailments…

  • Mad Carew September 8, 2017 at 8:19 am

    First Glasgow Kiss

    • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 8:41 am

      Gaffer looks fookin’ ard there…

  • Mad Carew September 8, 2017 at 7:58 am

    Be Afraid, be very Afraid

    See these Letters (MP) do you know what that stands for Serge ?
    Why it’s for Mauricio Pochettino Shirley
    Don’t feckin Shirley me, it stands for MAD PERSON, you’re asking for a Glasgow Kiss

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 8, 2017 at 7:54 am

    Agreed

  • AccringtonSpurs September 8, 2017 at 7:40 am

    Clubs have voted to close the transfer window before the start of next season. City and Utd voted against because the window is still open overseas and their players can still be poached after ours closes.

  • OrganicPaper September 8, 2017 at 7:10 am

    Aussie in Switzerland
    Clowns are violent,pot smokers never are….a million times better than alcohol or cigarettes…..and bonus, you get high

    Clowns are violent…… !! 😂😂
    A childhood trauma perhaps

    • Tottenham central September 8, 2017 at 7:27 am

      Legalize NATURAL weed. The national debt will we cleared in no time. Help the Caribbean (where the best weed comes from) fill the banana boats/planes

      • Aussie in Switzerland September 8, 2017 at 7:54 am

        Agreed

        • Tottenham central September 8, 2017 at 7:59 am

          Far to simple for these educated fools running the place. Plus the d£ug companies would be like “you fucking dare!!

    • Aussie in Switzerland September 8, 2017 at 7:53 am

      Hehe….ever heard of slapstick?

  • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 1:45 am

    I have locked up my building work on an island over here dragged the boat inland,last year it went underwater in the harbour.It looks like we are going to be on the edge of it and not in the middle ,just heard that St Martin and Barbuda had 95% of the homes destroyed,It is the most powerful storm recorded in the carribbean and is headed for miami florida after us.There is another one just a few days behind this Jose.I have a generator to rig up up fans,fridge and some lights as all windows are now shuttered up. what a performance it is panic stations here I saw 3 accidents today and was nearly involved in 2 at roundabouts,they use them here to overtake.

    • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 1:58 am

      Showed St Martin on the news today, nothing much left including the airport taking a lot of damage. Heavy cargo containers and cars flying about. They were saying it could be the strongest hurricane recorded. Hope you get through this well mate.

    • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 2:06 am

      Keep your head down and your wits about you Mel. Stay safe.

    • MiT September 8, 2017 at 7:05 am

      I imagine you have seen your share of ‘canes in the past, Mel. Sounds like you know exactly what steps to take. Here’s to you and yours staying safe !

      • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 9:06 am

        Still got your wifi?! I’m in Hertfordshire and struggle with mine!!!

        Stay safe Mel.

  • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 1:45 am
    • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 1:47 am

      saw that alves looked shocked

      • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 1:59 am

        Didn’t see him coming 😂

  • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 1:37 am

    been reading up on the cannabis oil,and it is said that it doesnt make you high like puffing it but aggresively attacks the actual cancer cells and kills them.

    • MiT September 8, 2017 at 7:06 am

      Share when you have an opportunity, please ! (The article, not the cannabis oil) 🙂

      • MiT September 8, 2017 at 7:08 am

        Ah… never mind, I see it. I began at the top instead of the bottom. 🙂

  • Syd 😎 September 8, 2017 at 1:29 am

    you guys are going to turn me into a tart cherry drinking, pot smoking clown.
    i should feel a shit load better real soon.

    • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 2:07 am

      Not my deal but I know it helped my brother.

    • Aussie in Switzerland September 8, 2017 at 5:57 am

      Clowns are violent,pot smokers never are….a million times better than alcohol or cigarettes…..and bonus, you get high

      • Syd September 8, 2017 at 7:40 am

        You’re in Switzerland mate, how high do you want to get????

        • Aussie in Switzerland September 8, 2017 at 7:55 am

          I get high high…..now I sound like Cheech

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:44 am

    Harry Hotspur
    I tend to pop a dishwasher tab up there and star jump vigorously for an hour or two.

    Its all this spin you put out there

    • Syd 😎 September 8, 2017 at 1:32 am

      got your email Ron. i will let him know about the marijuana info by message. I don’t think he is taking calls or has he energy. Hopefully he can get back to me with a message soon

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:12 am

    A Chancer. Top Notch.

  • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 12:05 am

    I had an idea that Poch was ruthless but jeez…according to the Belfast Telegraph Poch has had words with Aurier. “I said to him, ‘I will kill you’, I (would) head-butt him,” Pochettino said. That’s him told 😂

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:13 am

      He probably did the same to Levy

      • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 12:14 am

        Haha yeah, probably nicked his cheque book whilst he was passed out.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:16 am

          Dont be Silly its all in Cash!

          • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 12:28 am

            So he nicked his PIN number. That crafty Poch.

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:41 am

              Levy is now negotiating with Poch to get itbbsck

              • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 12:47 am

                That’s why Levys in love with the Waurier. He’s bought him for back up.

  • Aussie in Switzerland September 7, 2017 at 11:39 pm

    A crow says fark

  • melcyid September 7, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    As cancer has raised its ugly head on here regarding Halibut suffering and having extreme chemo,please look at this with an open mind,there are lots of cases and its increasing of this treatment being effective.I would try everything myself if diagnosed negatively.
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cancer-survivor-tells-how-cannabis-11126336?ICID=FB_mirror_main

    • Horndog September 7, 2017 at 11:46 pm

      Mel, in 1995 my younger brother was diagnosed with aggressive brain cancer, an astrocytoma, and given 6 months to live. While he did a year of radiation and chemo as needed, after brain surgery, he smoked cannabis daily. 18 months after diagnosis he was declared cancer free. He is still here 22 years later. Coincidence?, who knows but it helped him get thru the treatment at a minimum.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:15 am

        Good stuff HD!!!!!

      • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 1:50 am

        good news Horny,hospitals and pharmacuetical industries are big business and not too keen on natural cures or prevention.

        • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 2:08 am

          Ain’t that the truth. They can’t advise remedies which clearly work without clinical trials and there is no interest in undertaking these tests as there is no money to be made on these cheap alternatives.

    • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 12:12 am

      Wotcha Mel. Hope you’re ok man. What’s the situation on the storm front? You having to stay in without power? Is it still likely to be heading your way Saturday morning?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:14 am

        Yep thinking of you Mel Turn the Fucking music UP!!!!!!!!

      • caveman September 8, 2017 at 1:33 am

        Yeah Mel, stay safe buddy.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 12:15 am

      Maybe Syd could speak to Halibut

    • Syd 😎 September 8, 2017 at 1:32 am

      Thanks for the information Mel I will pass it on to Tim. By the way keep your head down and stay safe

  • SpursGoliath September 7, 2017 at 10:49 pm

    Siggy is a great premier league player and seems to be a nice guy but irrespective of all that really pleased we didn’t sign him again, whether he’s a success at Everton or not.

    He’s not the player Spurs need, he’d be benched here and I don’t think that’d work for him or us.

    • Horndog September 7, 2017 at 10:50 pm

      Sorry but we’re talking gout here. No pace for footie commentary

      • SpursGoliath September 7, 2017 at 10:57 pm

        I’d expect nothing less, carry on as you were

    • East Stand September 7, 2017 at 10:59 pm

      Dunno about pleased but if Barkley is going to happen then he could have been one player too many.

  • Willie! September 7, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    Gout sufferers: Drink tart cherry juice. It’s been proven to work, again and again. Not black cherries, or other sweet cherries.

    • AccringtonSpurs September 7, 2017 at 9:53 pm

      I drink it regularly now since my postman recommended it – seems to be working.

    • Harry Hotspur September 7, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      This is great tip. My local mayor recommend it recently!

    • OrganicPaper September 7, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      I drink tart cherry for muscle ache. Especially after gym work but also if I have any back pain from driving for work. It’s great and totally natural.
      Interesting to know it’s good for gout too!

      • AccringtonSpurs September 7, 2017 at 10:04 pm

        Also supposed to be great for arthritis

        • maximum spursman September 7, 2017 at 10:14 pm

          Well, gout is a ‘form’ of arthritis so can believe that.

      • Chi Y-Word September 7, 2017 at 11:35 pm

        Also pickle/gherkin juice is great for muscle relief.

        For those who just like a gherkin, try a shot of bourbon with a shot of gherkin juice chaser. Called a “pickleback” and is AMAZING!

    • maximum spursman September 7, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      Thought it was Cranberry juice! No wonder it didn’t work!

      • Harry Hotspur September 7, 2017 at 10:10 pm

        …but your cystitis cleared up a treat

        • maximum spursman September 7, 2017 at 10:12 pm

          Didn’t even realise I had it!

        • Real Fan? ⚽️ September 7, 2017 at 10:13 pm

          Anyone would be in a thrush to get rid of that.

          • 💋 September 7, 2017 at 10:20 pm

            👏🏻

            • Real Fan? ⚽️ September 7, 2017 at 10:25 pm

              And the clap.

              • Harry Hotspur September 7, 2017 at 10:42 pm

                I tend to pop a dishwasher tab up there and star jump vigorously for an hour or two.

  • Horndog September 7, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    You are a math genius. ⚛️

  • AccringtonSpurs September 7, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Horndog
    A friend of mine complained to his wife about the pain of gout. She said back “you’re a pussy, try childbirth.”

    Reminds me of a time long ago round for dinner at my first ever girldfriend’s house. We were talking about childbirth and my 16 year-old self piped up,”If it was men having the babies I reckon it would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work within the hour…” (as a joke – I think Rik Mayall may have said it once and I thought it sounded clever). Girlfriend’s mum shot me a stare that burned the back of my retinas.

    I wasn’t invited for dinner again.

    • Horndog September 7, 2017 at 9:45 pm

      Smart ass. Burned all right.🤐🐲

  • Still Nil Nil September 7, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    Och Aye The

  • 💋 September 7, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    Poo

    • Oioi September 7, 2017 at 10:17 pm

      Hey bae come up to bed im waiting

      • AntSpurs September 7, 2017 at 10:28 pm

        Benoit Assou-Ekotto or do you fancy taking on the multi national security, defence and aerospace organisation?

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 7, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    Hoo

  • Still Nil Nil September 7, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    Boo