Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see, Tottenham win away.
Goodison Park has been very kind to Spurs over the years and if you want your bookmaker to be nice to you this weekend you might consider popping some of your pocket on a win or a draw. This weekend’s game is a terrific opportunity for Tottenham to revisit last season’s electric away form.
That said, Ronald Koeman’s lot have won 11 of their last 13 Premier League games in front of their own supporters, though both of their defeats have come against top-four finishers from the 2016/17 campaign.
Another positive for Spurs is that we’re now in September and Harry Kane’s calendar curse usually cures itself come midnight, August 31st.
One narrative you may wish to brace yourself for is the whole Gylfi Sigurdsson thing. Dull people will crow that he was overpriced if Everton lose and crow that that we missed a trick if they win. Dull people crowing, the very zest of life.