Oi Levy & Co., Go Get Us This Chap Will You?

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  Hamburger SV’s Son Heung Min looks the business, but more importantly he would be a perfect fit for the Villas-Boas project and he carries all the classic credentials of a Levy & Co. buy. At perhaps iro£11m he wouldn’t be for nothing, but you’d have to be a particularly hardened cynic to refuse to believe that his worth could ... Read More »

Lap Of The Gods Part One

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Welcome to Game week Harrumph. A coveted and hankered after Champions League spot is still on. However, as ever with us, it’s not a straightforward business and there’s very little doubt …this will go down to the wire. Arsenal hit what pundits will call be leaping over themselves to refer to as a fixture pile up. This consists of a ... Read More »

AVB Should Be Fired Says Brain Surgeon

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  Nothing lasts forever. They teach you that in the SAS, in relation to being tortured. The two games against FC Basel were certainly torturous. There are two obvious approaches to the autopsy. The first is to wade into a blame apportioning exercise. This route is largely lots of finger pointing, shouting about all manner of frequently ill conceived grievances. ... Read More »

Who Do SkyBET Actually Think They’re Kidding?

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  Hoodwinkery and flimflammery. Not words I use lightly.  But tell me if this remotely stacks up to you. Sky Bet are suggesting that Andrè was backed so significantly in Sunday night after the Everton game that his price to become the next permanent manager of Real Madrid went from 25/ to even money. Of course, the only site to ... Read More »

What Were John Terry & Paulo Di Canio Saying To Each Each Other?

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Football is the gift that does indeed keep on giving. At times it’s bounty is almost without mercy. One such instance is where you get two abhorrent individuals such as Chealsea’s John Terry and newly appointed Sunderland death camp guard manager unprompted, hugging each other. Outside of football, this is equates to Robert Mugabe being photographed in a Kim Jon ... Read More »

Analysis Brought To You In Association With Sex Panther

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  All in all, a performance to be proud of. Ideally we’d have dispatched an Everton side missing two of their best players, at The Lane; but the old handicapper had got to us too and in the final analysis a draw, whilst not huge cause of celebration, was probably a fair result and not one to mull over in ... Read More »

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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  Everton indooors. We’re missing two of our best players and so are Everton. So less bed wetting and a little more backbone would go a long way. The players that left the field on Thursday will have been in dire need of gee up. All this ‘my knee hurts’ and ‘I think he caught my ankle’ cobblers needs to ... Read More »

Upon Us Faster Than A Coalition Dogging Tax

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  With the shock and awe of our Europa League quarter final tie barely behind us, here comes this weekend’s Premier League card, faster than you can say, ‘Guido Fawkes eats babies three times a day.’ The hysteria surrounding the Bale and Azza injuries was all too inevitable. What grates more is that with such enormous pressure upon us now, ... Read More »

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