Good morning. Or if you are MelcYid who was looking for a new blog at 04:14hrs this morning, good afternoon! This whole Luis Suarez thing has been hilarious, if you’re not a Liverpool fan, but that club is now staring down the barrel of a gun. The 10 game ban that their number one player has just picked up will ... Read More »
Good morning, and if your name is Jan Vertonghen, happy birthday. Jan is probably going to turn out to be one of the best €12m we ever spent. Despite being Ajax’s player of the year prior to joining us, his contribution has been enormous. He scored 10 goals in 37 appearances for the Dutch, and this season, what with our ... Read More »
He’s not just Tottingham’s secret weapon. He’s not just an athlete that has so far delivered 10 goals and 4 assists in all competitions. No, he’s a gangster rapper, photo-bombing, shirt selling machine. Here, we have proof that his mobile circumcision business is perhaps, also all set to take the Premier League by storm. Lewis ‘Fritz’ Holtby appears to not ... Read More »
Boy that was good. The atmosphere was cracking. Great to see what pleas in the media from both the management and playing staff can achieve. The ground sounded like a home side were in residence. Conceding early wasn’t fun but that what support is all about. What we witnessed yesterday is precisely why AVB was so eagerly shipped in by ... Read More »
Right pay attention. The importance of today will not have passed any of us by. For those of you joining us late, may I simply refer you to the Barclays Premier League table. The opportunity for disaster and relief, thinly disguised as euphoria present themselves in equal measure. The key to this game is everybody turning up. After a another ... Read More »
Good evening. I’m on the cadge. But I promise you, this is a bit good. I urge you to watch the video below, and if you’re in a position to part with even a modest amount, then please do so. The Tottenham Tribute Trust is a wonderful way for you to say a discreet thank you, and help on a ... Read More »
The Ginger Ninja t/a the GFG has done his presser and unsurprisingly, it leaves me feeling hopeful. Not only in respect of me retaining my number one spot in the AVB lapdog chart, but also our chances against the Blue Mooning Mancs. Defoe and Azza Blud both to start and the boy Bale tipped to make a ‘from the bench’ ... Read More »
Tottenham are running out of games. There’s a phrase nobody wants to read. So sadly, all eyes on what everybody else is up to… Fulham who let us down, buckling so horrendously against Chelsea, entertain Arsenal. Fulham’s form has been like that of so many sides floating around in the murky mid table waters of the Premier League. They’ve ... Read More »
And they say dumbing down is going out of fashion. I am guessing that Lacey is 100% on her birth cert. I’m guessing that Banghard isn’t. If I was afforded a third guess, under ‘father’s name’ the words, ‘some soldiers’ might feature. Anyhoo, back in the real world, it’s all about injuries, it’s all about what other other people are ... Read More »
The 1882 movement has been praised for making an effort, giving it a go. If this project was a Spurs player, it would be Bonzo. Lots of heart, lots of well meaning, but it’s never going to achieve what you might like it to. Why am I having a pop?! Well I’m not. Simply pointing out to anyone that ... Read More »
