We haven’t had one of these yet this year so I thought what the flippin’ heck? And so here she is. What was on that slip of paper? What? From the SEO monkeys at The Daily Mail we got:
After Emmanuel Adebayor had scored his first goal since November, Tottenham manager Andre Villas-Boas handed him a slip of paper. The striker glanced at it and promptly put it in his right sock. It might well have rea ‘Please stay.
But these are the very same charmless nurks that mooted Andy Carroll could join us in January despite the fact that this would have breached a pretty significant FIFA ruling on players only being allowed to play for two clubs in one season. Mind you, that’s almost a high point from an organization that has been historically even more right wing than Prince Phillip.
Best caption wins the kind of rough love that even the most butch and bi-curious among you might only dream about. As if you were entering the world’s most vigorously open minded Vietnamese bang bang sailor bar in the known world armed only with an American Express Centurion card, an inflatable Holly Willoughby (with real hair) and a pocket full of microwavable rice.