Date: 8th April 2018 at 7:57pm
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“I think people know by now we won’t lie down,” Christian Eriksen told Spurs TV.

Refusal to acquiesce is something our Great Dane might try and spread through the rest of the Spurs first XI.

“When we scored, we felt like we should win 2-0, 3-0, 4-0. We had the chances to score more goals but the last pass maybe wasn’t good enough. We had a few mistakes in midfield which gave them a lot of chances the other way and that’s what kept them in the game, but we got the win again.”

Was it a Harry Kane goal?

Eriksen replied:

“There are a lot of arguments going on around here. I think Harry, if he touched it, he touched it and it’s his goal. How he celebrated, he had the feeling he touched the ball.”

A post football career in the Danish Diplomatic Corps may await our boy, eh?

I can’t find a clip share here, but I watched it on a crystal clear ‘Scorchio’ stream at the time, together with the slo-mo replays and couldn’t see anything to substantiate Kane’s claim.

Nor could the Premier League 👇 who also awarded the goal to the rightful owner.

Of course the Lily Allen of football, Gary Lineker pulled his usual stunt of playing the unsolicited moral arbitrator on Social…

Sticking to eating junk food with your mouth open, princess.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Nick April 8, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    Is Hugo a drinker? A snue gliffer? Or more likely sellotape licker? The decisions he makes are more questionable with every game.This can cause a lack of confidence & problems in defence.If it wasn’t City I’d play gazzaniga.

  • Mad Carew April 8, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    Pity he bogied the last

  • Sexy Beast April 8, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    9 under par today Jorden Spieth with two holes to go…..

    • Mad Carew April 8, 2018 at 11:00 pm

      And Reed struggling though a shot in front, Spieth has been magnificent, deserves to go on and win it. Great Round.

  • Mad Carew April 8, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    We’d better get a couple of those glass panels up boss before dark

    • Nick April 8, 2018 at 11:26 pm

      The village people tribute act for the end of season party takes shape

  • melcyid April 8, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    danish bacon and danish spareribs are the greatest

    • Mad Carew April 8, 2018 at 9:41 pm

      That Dane’s looking a dig in the head

  • Lord Croker April 8, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    Mein kampf out of shot….. ha ha……

  • Still Nil Nil April 8, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    Kane claiming that goal smacks of desperation of a striker struggling to put one in at the moment and trying to get the ball rolling again and to retain his top scorers trophy for a second time

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 9:17 pm

      Salah claimed it too

      • Still Nil Nil April 8, 2018 at 9:18 pm

        Ole Ham Salah
        Wanka

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 9:20 pm

          Salah makem
          We sellum

    • Nick April 8, 2018 at 11:19 pm

      Come on how is claiming that “desperate” in one clip I see nothing like Wenger most weeks in another I see a very slight deviation on the trajectory of the ball.The fact he is hungry for goals is only commendable. With some of the strikers we’ve bought they wouldn’t have even been in the same post code to claim it

  • Matt April 8, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    Bridget Neilson. And the bloke from Ah ha.

    • Gus April 8, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      A ha were Norwegian?

      • Still Nil Nil April 8, 2018 at 9:13 pm

        A ha

  • Mad Carew April 8, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    Helena Christensen must be the most famous great dane

    • Mad Carew April 8, 2018 at 9:04 pm

      Hutch & Helena

    • Still Nil Nil April 8, 2018 at 9:14 pm

      The greatest Dane would be a dog 🐕

  • melcyid April 8, 2018 at 8:45 pm

    Danny Kaye was the best Dane

    • Nick April 8, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      🤪

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 9:15 pm

      The vestle is in the pestle with the brew that is true

      • Still Nil Nil April 8, 2018 at 9:16 pm

        And the Nestle you can chew

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 9:18 pm

          I just put on the kettle Im a jew

          • Still Nil Nil April 8, 2018 at 9:20 pm

            Are Jews renown for putting kettles on?

            I thought they were called skull caps?

    • Nick April 8, 2018 at 11:21 pm

      One of my favourites as a kid.I thought underrated.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Hugo Lloris boxes the Ticks or at least tries to….I mean you cant blame the Capitaine for trying.

    There was an old Jewish joke from anvold LP called …You dont have to be Jewish.
    Its about a mother who talks about her son the captain…and het friend days “to you he is a captain……but compared to a real captain you son is no captain”

  • YidInExile April 8, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    It was Chris’ goal, Harry touched it with his ego only

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 8:35 pm

      It was Eriksens goal physically,intellectually and morally.

      • Caspurs♿️ April 8, 2018 at 8:42 pm

        #™️

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦🕎⚽🎷🎥 April 8, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    I think goal scored shoukd be decided by committee..namely the hittee and the hitteur…..in tbis case Eriksen and Kabe should have agreed who us was and supplied thus infornatuon to Wiki leaks.
    Wiki Leaks un this case is Captaine Hugone Lloris.

  • Accy April 8, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Like the lamp over the shoulder in the vid – you’re actually one of David Icke’s lot, aren’t you, H?

    • melcyid April 8, 2018 at 8:42 pm

      hes a lounge lizard

  • Lilywhite without the ll April 8, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    You do realise H that you will only be able to wear the same shirt once, thems the celebrity rules 😎

    • Caspurs♿️ April 8, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      A bit of H nipple action? I’m not sure I’m ready for that, or for that matter, ever will be. ( • )( • ) 😱

    • Harry Hotspur April 8, 2018 at 11:10 pm

      Got in Himmel!

  • Matt April 8, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    I don’t think Capt is very important in football; unlike Rugby Union. That said I’d always have a CB. Verts for me, or Dier.

    • Caspurs♿️ April 8, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      That’s a very English view, in Europe the captaincy has far less importance because all the team are expected to recognise situations and react if need be, not just the captain.