Date: 6th April 2018 at 10:05pm
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Welcome to the latest visual offering from a man with his head on upside down. This time I’m skipping through recent events and the hopefully foregone conclusion that is Stoke away.

On Stoke, Stoke City’s biggest obstacle probably isn’t Tottenham, it’s themselves.

The Potters have only managed to score four goals in their last eight games, and 26 year old midfielder  Xherdan Shaqiri is the man who has got three of them. The missing person that is Saido Berahino has really hurt Stoke and not for the first time.

To make matters worse, the fat forward has been dropped from the first-team squad after turning up late to the club’s under-23’s game on Monday.

Needless to say Spurs are distinct favourites to not just win, but win bigly.

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  • Still Nil Nil April 6, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    I’m tossing up as to whether that’s your voice, your missus’ voice, Gladys, Donna Cullen’s or Spurstacus voice at the end of your third masterpiece H.

    It’s very seductive (hence the toss up) whoever’s it is.

    • Harry Hotspur April 6, 2018 at 11:24 pm

      Donna’s in the basement – where you left her – and you were right – Strepsils do provide her 5 a day

  • TyredMan 🚯 April 6, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Not Noice, I C&Ped this from the Yanks

    No Toby again for Spurs. He’s fit. But Mauricio Pochettino will have his reasons. #thfc #coys

    — Kristof Terreur (@HLNinEngeland) April 6, 2018

  • Matt April 6, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Each week should be done with you using Poch s latest hair colour liberally on your beard and barnet. It’s like a season timeline.

    • Harry Hotspur April 6, 2018 at 10:47 pm

      He has more hair than me… the bastard

  • TyredMan 🚯 April 6, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Going out with a Wimmer not a bang. What about Horsey licky face 3MP.

    • Harry Hotspur April 6, 2018 at 10:46 pm

      Neigh bother, as they say in Stoke. Probably not.

  • TyredMan 🚯 April 6, 2018 at 10:24 pm