Good evening, my fellow Cliff Richard fans.
Spurs’ transfer £16M war chest kitty is about to take a severe dent Gladys tells me.
Victor Wanyama late of the parish of Southampton is not only his holidays right now…
View Today #Nairobi National Park ! Saw a beast ? pic.twitter.com/EqbfFljjuk
— Victor Wanyama (@VictorWanyama) June 19, 2016
Not only is the dear boy still in Kenya, but Glad tells me that our man Dan has hit the ‘sell sell sell’ button.
I have frequently (too frequently, but hey, it’s a terrifyingly accurate analogy) likened buying a playing from THFC in the last 15 years as being ‘akin to negotiating a hire purchase agreement on a second hand washing machine’.
But this is true.
If we announce Victor Wanyama this week, it’s because Daniel went to the boat, and the boat issued a partial refund.