The breaking news this evening is that Kyle Walker has been trying it on with some tart, but the only thing that got blown was his cover.
Bonzo is known for his ability to run very fast on the football pitch, but rumour has it that the Spurs and England international is a bit slower than most upstairs.
The Sun have referred to Bonzo’s bit on the snapchat side as, ‘busty playboy model Carla Howe’.
Since I last bough a copy of Playboy – the publication has actually ceased publication – however if some old bit of fish like that had been featured in a copy that I had paid cold hard cash for, then Hugh Hefner would have been in receipt of a stiff letter demanding a full refund.
Chip shop erotica.
Carla allegedly received one text from Bonzo whilst on England duty, hinting that he wished he was in Ibiza.
The Sun say that Bonzo had been sniffing around Ms Howe since May.
It would appear she got bored of his advances and decided to sell her story.
