Just checking the old answerphone messages this evening.
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to tell the difference between Gladys in flagrante delicato being mercilessly pounded in the back of a Peugeot estate by a book keeper from Jaywick, and the incandescent screams of Neil Custardis.
Ryan Mason is bloody keen to stay at White Hart Lane.
To be frank, he was cut to the core by recent press reports that he’s on his way.
Certainly the 24 year old is playing down any talk of offers, and the suggestion from Glad is that he would feel bewildered if he were moved on at this stage.
The Enfield lad is supremely keen to continue with Spurs.
He likes Poch and Poch’s ways and feels he’s on a path whereby he can improve.
Back page rumours that the likes of Bournemouth and Crystal Palace are after him are certainly doing the rounds.
Another thing.
The monies quoted – £4million upwards – simply don’t resemble the sort of fee that Daniel ‘We’re a bit tight financially at the mo what with the rebuild going on’ Levy.
If Mason is is worth £4million, what is Clinton Cards worth?
75p?
